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Tue 07/17/07 08:28 PM
I was afraid of that. How's a bucket of KFG and a free massage from the towel boy strike you?

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Tue 07/17/07 08:25 PM
Stop spittling and state your terms.

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Tue 07/17/07 08:22 PM
I always knew Waldo was crunchy but I had no idea he tasted like apples.

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Tue 07/17/07 08:20 PM
Says the man who joined the Moonies for the articles and the company.

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Tue 07/17/07 08:16 PM
And what did you do with Waldo?

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Tue 07/17/07 08:15 PM
English translation: I want some strudel and a clean pair of lederhosen.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:54 PM
Wow, it's the mouseketeer. I wouldn't have recognized you without the Cheez Whiz on your whiskers. Wise old monkey gives two big bananas up. :)

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Tue 07/17/07 07:50 PM
No, but if you hum a few bars I'll toss in some bellows.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:47 PM
No woman can resist an overbearing ape in lederhosen.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:35 PM
Apologies Mein Fuhrer, it must have been the outsized bananas.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:33 PM
Drills are for grongles, I've graduated to boring.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:30 PM
Sorry, I've been sworn to silence and my bellows have been duct taped for added protection.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:15 PM
No wonder he tastes a little musty.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:13 PM
And I'm all monkey right down to the tail and banana sized brombles.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:10 PM
True, but they make great pasta and they know how to take care of moldy old monkeys...

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Tue 07/17/07 07:04 PM
I'd be the melted crap on the bottom of the box.

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Tue 07/17/07 07:00 PM
Steals the lyrics and eats the royalties.

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Tue 07/17/07 06:58 PM
What, no Italians? I made pasta and spoogles for nothing?

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Tue 07/17/07 06:56 PM
Hunka hunka fruity nuts.

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Tue 07/17/07 06:55 PM
I'm addicted to strudel, peanut butter and Elvis.