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A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him. DAD: Son where were you today during school hours? SON: "At school." Robot slaps son. "Ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!" DAD: "Which one?" SON: Harry Potter Robot slaps son again. "Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?" DAD: "What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed!" Robot slaps Dad. MOM: "Hahaha! He's your son, after all!" Robot slaps mother.藍 Eena Meena Deeca F  UNNY
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All funny Apple Love
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A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions: TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go. TEACHER: Ugly? AKPOS: Sexy. TEACHER: You are wrong! AKPOS: You are right! TEACHER: Shut up! AKPOS: Keep talking! TEACHER: Ok, now stop! AKPOS: Ok, now carry on. TEACHER: Get out! AKPOS: Come in! TEACHER: Oh my God! AKPOS: Oh my devil. TEACHER : You have failed! AKPOS: I have passed. . . One word for Akpos?? brilliant! out done the teacher  
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brilliant! out done the teacher thank you for comin into this thread Maria...enjoy |
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Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school.
She had her first family planning lesson at school: Her mother, very interested, asks. "How did it go?" "I died of shame!" She Answered. ”Why?" Her Mother asked. Annie said. "Kate from down the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital." Her mother answers laughingly. "But that's no reason to be ashamed?" "No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!" 
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Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school.
She had her first family planning lesson at school: Her mother, very interested, asks. "How did it go?" "I died of shame!" She Answered. ”Why?" Her Mother asked. Annie said. "Kate from down the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital." Her mother answers laughingly. "But that's no reason to be ashamed?" "No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
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F
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Funny
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What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef. |
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What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef. JulieABush  What do you call monkeys without tail ? Human |
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JulieABush What do you call monkeys without tail ? Human Hello Monkey..lol |
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 Hello Human 
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Hello Human haha. |
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Hehe
shining teeth
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Funny Robin
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funny
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How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Hebrews it. |
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How does Moses make his coffee so great? Hebrews it. hahaha |
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Edited by
Richard
on
Fri 03/11/22 03:58 PM
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juan hernandes walks in to the police station,
hey... hey man, I wanna report a stolen car.. desk officer, so who's car you steal. juan, yer funny man , it was my ride that got stolen. officer: sorry, all right, I have the form, can you describe it juan, yah man.. its a 64 chevy candy rootbeer brown with pin stripes, and gold leaf vine patterns. it has 12 inch wire wheels, and sits perfect at a 2 inch ride height, the plate says cruzin. officer, OK jaun that should help a lot. when was it stolen.. juan: I'm not fer sure man.. it happened while I was gone fer a couple weeks. and I juz got home this morning. it could have happened over a week ago I guess. officer, well juan, we'll do the best we can... but in that time it could be over the boarder and cut up for parts. jaun, tears in his eyes, no the boarders too far, theres still time to catch them. officer trying to calm juan down, I'm sorry.. but with the popularity of that model, and the way you have it dressed up. it is a good bet that it was taken over the boarder. juan, you really think so hugh officer.. officer , yes juan I really do. juan, them Darn canadians, why they have to come all the way down here to los angeles ...to steal my ride. why not steal one from washington. ( So Cal humor) |
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door, opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it's the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just in case this guy shows up again.” The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, “Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.” She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, “Do you have a Vagina?” “Yes I do.” says the lady. The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours"
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