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juan hernandes walks in to the police station, hey... hey man, I wanna report a stolen car.. desk officer, so who's car you steal. juan, yer funny man , it was my ride that got stolen. officer: sorry, all right, I have the form, can you describe it juan, yah man.. its a 64 chevy candy rootbeer brown with pin stripes, and gold leaf vine patterns. it has 12 inch wire wheels, and sits perfect at a 2 inch ride height, the plate says cruzin. officer, OK jaun that should help a lot. when was it stolen.. juan: I'm not fer sure man.. it happened while I was gone fer a couple weeks. and I juz got home this morning. it could have happened over a week ago I guess. officer, well juan, we'll do the best we can... but in that time it could be over the boarder and cut up for parts. jaun, tears in his eyes, no the boarders too far, theres still time to catch them. officer trying to calm juan down, I'm sorry.. but with the popularity of that model, and the way you have it dressed up. it is a good bet that it was taken over the boarder. juan, you really think so hugh officer.. officer , yes juan I really do. juan, them Darn canadians, why they have to come all the way down here to los angeles ...to steal my ride. why not steal one from washington. ( So Cal humor) Funny...more Jokes Richard. |
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 enjoy Karen,welcome to Mingle 2 forum,and to this thread....you can share jokes too.  
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juan hernandes walks in to the police station, hey... hey man, I wanna report a stolen car.. desk officer, so who's car you steal. juan, yer funny man , it was my ride that got stolen. officer: sorry, all right, I have the form, can you describe it juan, yah man.. its a 64 chevy candy rootbeer brown with pin stripes, and gold leaf vine patterns. it has 12 inch wire wheels, and sits perfect at a 2 inch ride height, the plate says cruzin. officer, OK jaun that should help a lot. when was it stolen.. juan: I'm not fer sure man.. it happened while I was gone fer a couple weeks. and I juz got home this morning. it could have happened over a week ago I guess. officer, well juan, we'll do the best we can... but in that time it could be over the boarder and cut up for parts. jaun, tears in his eyes, no the boarders too far, theres still time to catch them. officer trying to calm juan down, I'm sorry.. but with the popularity of that model, and the way you have it dressed up. it is a good bet that it was taken over the boarder. juan, you really think so hugh officer.. officer , yes juan I really do. juan, them Darn canadians, why they have to come all the way down here to los angeles ...to steal my ride. why not steal one from washington. ( So Cal humor) N  ICE @Richard |
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What is the loneliest cheese?
Prov-alone. What fish only swims at night? A starfish. |
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Little Johnny says he can’t go to class because he doesn’t feel well. His mother asks, “where do you not feel well, Johnny?” Little Johnny answers, “I don’t feel well at school.”
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What is the loneliest cheese? Prov-alone. What fish only swims at night? A starfish. funny julie |
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What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers. What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you. How do you take a pig to the hospital? By hambulance. |
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Little Johnny says he can’t go to class because he doesn’t feel well. His mother asks, “where do you not feel well, Johnny?” Little Johnny answers, “I don’t feel well at school.”  
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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers. What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you. How do you take a pig to the hospital? By hambulance. Good @JulieABush
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What did one worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where in earth have you been. |
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Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs. |
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juan hernandes walks in to the police station, hey... hey man, I wanna report a stolen car.. desk officer, so who's car you steal. juan, yer funny man , it was my ride that got stolen. officer: sorry, all right, I have the form, can you describe it juan, yah man.. its a 64 chevy candy rootbeer brown with pin stripes, and gold leaf vine patterns. it has 12 inch wire wheels, and sits perfect at a 2 inch ride height, the plate says cruzin. officer, OK jaun that should help a lot. when was it stolen.. juan: I'm not fer sure man.. it happened while I was gone fer a couple weeks. and I juz got home this morning. it could have happened over a week ago I guess. officer, well juan, we'll do the best we can... but in that time it could be over the boarder and cut up for parts. jaun, tears in his eyes, no the boarders too far, theres still time to catch them. officer trying to calm juan down, I'm sorry.. but with the popularity of that model, and the way you have it dressed up. it is a good bet that it was taken over the boarder. juan, you really think so hugh officer.. officer , yes juan I really do. juan, them Darn canadians, why they have to come all the way down here to los angeles ...to steal my ride. why not steal one from washington. ( So Cal humor) Funny...more Jokes Richard. |
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 🤣As the bus pulled up at the bus stop and it was her turn to get on, Melissa became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to raise to the height of the first step of the bus: Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the third time attempted the step. Once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. At this point, a large bodybuilder who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled. "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The bodybuilder smiled and drawled. "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we are friends!" |
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藍 As the bus pulled up at the bus stop and it was her turn to get on, Melissa became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to raise to the height of the first step of the bus: Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the third time attempted the step. Once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. At this point, a large bodybuilder who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled. "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The bodybuilder smiled and drawled. "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we are friends!" F UNNY Bus Stop is a favourite place of me an my friends too 
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thank you for dropping by at this thread Robin lol.
but Im missing one giggler here...Cloudy...where is she?hope shes okay |
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thank you for dropping by at this thread Robin lol. but Im missing one giggler here...Cloudy...where is she?hope shes okay Yes Cloudy is not seen from long time. Hope she is fine, wherever if she be. she will come back.. 
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The underwear making company, Jockey was having a tough time with stock theft.
On departure for home, all workers' bags were searched and everything always seemed OK. All security measures you can think of were put in place, Auditors were called in but still no one was caught and stock continued to disappear. All workers, including management were even checked what they were wearing on departure, to see if they were wearing multiple underwears But each was wearing just one underwear and no one was caught with more than one pair. Then.... One day, the Auditor advised security to check all workers on their arrival.. !!!!! The thefts stopped, the next day
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ICEThat's i left that company.. i joined other an it's secret 
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Three University students dodged exam because they did not study, They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.
We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see". The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows: 1. Who got married? (25 marks) 2. Where was the reception held? (25mks) 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks) 4.What type of car broke down? (25mks) Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!! As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing! 🤣🤣
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