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What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Hey there, bud.

During Math class Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “if 10 people gave you 10 dollars each, what would you have?” Little Johnny replies, “I would have a new bike.”

The teacher asks the class how they spell the word Elephant. Little Johnny answers, “E-L-E-F-A-N-T”. The teacher tells Johnny he is wrong. Little Johnny replies with, “I may be wrong but that’s how I spell it”

haha..good one Bud

Funny Poetry...all Lil Johny's good joke ,smart.

Funny Poetry .
Why does the Mexican take antidepressants?
For Hispanic attacks.
What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn’t make the cut.

One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit and you tell me which fruit I'm talking about. Alright, the first one is round, plump and red.

Little Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher ignored him and picked Deborah who promptly answered. "Apple."

The teacher replied. "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now the second one is soft, fuzzy and colored red and brown."

Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him but she calls on Billy.

"Is it a peach?" Billy asks.

"No, it's a potato, but I like your thinking." The teacher replies. "Okay the next one is long, yellow, and fairly hard."

Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically, but the teacher calls on Sally who says. "A banana."

The teacher responds. "No, it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it. It's round, hard. and it's got a head on it."

"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope." Answers Johnny. "It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!" 🤪

FUNNY

Funny Apple Love .

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat
Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.

JAIL

hahaha

At the dinner table, Little Johnny’s father asks him to pray. Little Johnny prays, “Dear God, please send clothes to the naked ladies in Daddy’s computer.”

Funny .

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What is a tree’s favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit, when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS. (Volume 1)
He opened the first (1st) page which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...". He did so, and the airplane engine started...
He was happy and opened the next page..:
"To get the airplane moving, press the blue button... "He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed...
He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page which said: To let the airplane fly, please press the green button... "He did so and the plane started to fly...
He was excited...!!
After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied, and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page... and page four (4) says; "To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest book shop!"
He will be buried tomorrow.
Moral Lesson:
Never attempt anything without complete information.
Half Education is not only dangerous but destructive!!!
Give your children good Education.

In childhood we use to play cricket on plaza streets an rubber ball use to go in gutter we use to remove it as we use to have one ball only an srab it on wall or aside leaves of plant..
Reminded of childhood

Yeh...
incomplete knowledge can let to direct land delivery

God gives peace to his foul.

And i will keep in mind to educate children's an inform them,
Apple Aunty told me to do so.