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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?” The man replied, “Yep, sure do.” Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?” “Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?” The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.” |
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Funny Apple Love
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Funny Apple Love  .  and i assure you ,im not the wife mentioned haha.
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F
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Why didn’t the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn’t in it. |
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Why didn’t the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn’t in it. hahaha |
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Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam. |
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Why didn’t the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn’t in it. He was dead as one side lover
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh. |
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Once my friend asked me if I could write a paragraph without using the letter 'e'.
My response was — I doubt I can. It’s a major part of many, many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It’s as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It’s not worth doing.”`` 
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A husband came back from overseas trip to meet his boy and his wife. Also this years spending outside he wishes to get his wife on the bed so he asked his son to go out the balcony to observe whats happening out there while he get get a good time with his wife.
After 3 minutes he shouted to check Dad: son, what did you see? Son: I see traffic jam, people walking, some get to the market.. For three times the father asked, the answer came back the same. He finishes off with his wife and shouted to him to ask what he sees for the last time. Son: maybe our neighbor is having a good time with his wife on the bed ! Dad: what? How did you know? Son: I saw their son standing on a balcony too... |
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Gd nite Secret....
Laughter Time For 2 years a man  was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money  if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby  was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti'  on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife  . Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the cardturned white, and fainted.On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatball... two withoutSend extra sauce. 
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Once my friend asked me if I could write a paragraph without using the letter 'e'. My response was — I doubt I can. It’s a major part of many, many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It’s as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It’s not worth doing.”`` Wow Apple very nice.. No "e" "z" now some experts will start using brains to find more unused alphabets NICE
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A husband came back from overseas trip to meet his boy and his wife. Also this years spending outside he wishes to get his wife on the bed so he asked his son to go out the balcony to observe whats happening out there while he get get a good time with his wife. After 3 minutes he shouted to check Dad: son, what did you see? Son: I see traffic jam, people walking, some get to the market.. For three times the father asked, the answer came back the same. He finishes off with his wife and shouted to him to ask what he sees for the last time. Son: maybe our neighbor is having a good time with his wife on the bed ! Dad: what? How did you know? Son: I saw their son standing on a balcony too... F UNNY 
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Funny Apple Love
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needed some space. |
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I am deleting the following members in this group as they never post and rarely contribute.
Sorry for the short notice. Lee Pertilla Ben Nichols Alex Dennen Daniel Brantley Martin Porter Gary Simpkins Andrea Bogle Danni Smith Elliot Chouinard Danielle Grimes Boris Foerster Jordan Rothschild Lucille Delariva Nora Wohlers Shoshana Kozak Bari Strous Douglass Houser Leonardo Otero Jamie Jenkins Kaleigh Didonna Lyndon Lanclos Renata Schillaci Lisa Arrigo Charlotte Calvin Yelena Dunnam Rena Lawhead Quinn Sines Jeanmarie Cabaniss Keena Prado Hannah Hoover Noemi Repp Eliz Timbers Melina Avallone Virginia Mccomb Kory Demery Amberly Toole Joe Biden Lanell Slaton Murray Casperson Luna Barrio Vashti Magnes James Matthenson Kathryne Philips Mahalia Smallwood Eileen Machin Lillie Mull Tanika Morris Seema Keough Reatha Poche Gwenn Seip Liana Dunston Nelly Niemann Jessie Lininger Tom Riddle Brittany Blatter Kendra Pertilla Reida Nichols Irene Dennen Rachel Brantley Jivenia Porter Renee Simpkins Andrea Bogle Elmira Chouinard Danielle Grimes Deonna Foerster Lorean Rothschild Batman Nolan Wohlers Shoshana Kozak Bari Strous Donna Houser Leonarda Otero Kaleigh Didonna Lyndon Lanclos The clap Lisa Arrigo Charlotte Calvin Yelena Dunnam Ronna Lawhead Quinn Sines Jeanmarie Cabaniss Keena Prado Hanhah Hoover Noemi Repp Eliz Timbers Melina Avallone Petrificus Totalus Kory Demery Amberly Toole Lanell Slaton Murray Casperson Vashti Magnes Kathryne Philips Mahalia Smallwood Eileen Machin Lillie Mull Tanika Morris Sewn Keough Martin Poche Gwenn Seip General Grievous Darragh Pertilla Stuart Nichols Irene Dennen Rachel Brantley Chris Porter Barry Simpkins Alex Bogle Timmy Parsons If you went through this entire list looking for your name, I do apologize for completely wasting your time. I'm not even an admin and have no clue who these people are. I stole this from another page... now steal this and prank another group 🤣  have a great day people!
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needed some space. hahaha.nice one Julie |
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Man goes fishing by the river, sitting on the bank after a couple of hours he has no luck he looks across the river and sees a lil ole lady fishing, within 10 minutes she has 30 fish in front of her.
Hmmm that must be the lucky spot: The next day he goes to the spot he had seen her 2 hours later still nō fish. As he packs up his gear he sees the same little ole lady where he was yesterday, she throws her line in and within 10 minutes she bags another 30 fish. Man thinks she must have a secret way, so he goes over to get information. Man: "Excuse me miss i notice yesterday you caught a lot of fish." Lady: "Everytime i go fishing i catch a lot of fish." Man: "Yes I see that cause it happened again today, so what's your secret?" Lil ole lady: "Well when I wake up in the morning, i lift the blanket in my bed, if my man's pecker is leaning to the left, I go to the left side of the river If it leans to the right, I go to the right side, every time i catch a lot of fish." Man: "Hmmmm oh okay, but what happens when its standing straight up? Lil olelady: "Who the hell would want to go fishing!" 🤣 |
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I am deleting the following members in this group as they never post and rarely contribute. Sorry for the short notice. Lee Pertilla Ben Nichols Alex Dennen Daniel Brantley Martin Porter Gary Simpkins Andrea Bogle Danni Smith Elliot Chouinard Danielle Grimes Boris Foerster Jordan Rothschild Lucille Delariva Nora Wohlers Shoshana Kozak Bari Strous Douglass Houser Leonardo Otero Jamie Jenkins Kaleigh Didonna Lyndon Lanclos Renata Schillaci Lisa Arrigo Charlotte Calvin Yelena Dunnam Rena Lawhead Quinn Sines Jeanmarie Cabaniss Keena Prado Hannah Hoover Noemi Repp Eliz Timbers Melina Avallone Virginia Mccomb Kory Demery Amberly Toole Joe Biden Lanell Slaton Murray Casperson Luna Barrio Vashti Magnes James Matthenson Kathryne Philips Mahalia Smallwood Eileen Machin Lillie Mull Tanika Morris Seema Keough Reatha Poche Gwenn Seip Liana Dunston Nelly Niemann Jessie Lininger Tom Riddle Brittany Blatter Kendra Pertilla Reida Nichols Irene Dennen Rachel Brantley Jivenia Porter Renee Simpkins Andrea Bogle Elmira Chouinard Danielle Grimes Deonna Foerster Lorean Rothschild Batman Nolan Wohlers Shoshana Kozak Bari Strous Donna Houser Leonarda Otero Kaleigh Didonna Lyndon Lanclos The clap Lisa Arrigo Charlotte Calvin Yelena Dunnam Ronna Lawhead Quinn Sines Jeanmarie Cabaniss Keena Prado Hanhah Hoover Noemi Repp Eliz Timbers Melina Avallone Petrificus Totalus Kory Demery Amberly Toole Lanell Slaton Murray Casperson Vashti Magnes Kathryne Philips Mahalia Smallwood Eileen Machin Lillie Mull Tanika Morris Sewn Keough Martin Poche Gwenn Seip General Grievous Darragh Pertilla Stuart Nichols Irene Dennen Rachel Brantley Chris Porter Barry Simpkins Alex Bogle Timmy Parsons If you went through this entire list looking for your name, I do apologize for completely wasting your time. I'm not even an admin and have no clue who these people are. I stole this from another page... now steal this and prank another group 藍 have a great day people! How is it possible... Miracle.. all these named people are sitting with me in our church background yard as we all ghost are celebrating Happy Latetine Day sitting in our coffins.. We went to all list an had a question.. shall we believe in Humans
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