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why isn't there ever a pregnant barbie?
because ken came in another box |
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What do you get when you cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies. What did one pickle say to the other pickle when they got into an argument? Dill with it. |
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What do you get when you cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones? Hush puppies. What did one pickle say to the other pickle when they got into an argument? Dill with it. Happy New Year 2022  JulieABush
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What’s always playing in Santa‘s workshop?
Wrap music. |
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower. |
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What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle. |
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nice one Julie
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The teacher asks the class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, “Do farts have lumps in them?” The teacher says no, and Little Johnny replies with, “Then I’ve "definitely" shat myself.”
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The teacher asks the class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, “Do farts have lumps in them?” The teacher says no, and Little Johnny replies with, “Then I’ve "definitely" shat myself.” definitely Funny, Poetry |
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Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Well, they are a big step forward. How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed. |
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said “I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,” and jumped out. The lawyer then said, “I’m a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live.” He also grabbed a parachute and jumped. The priest looked at the little boy and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.” The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, “Not to worry Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my back pack.” Moral: Your job doesn’t always define you, but being a Good Human being Does. N ICE |
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Last week I went to a restaurant. I saw there was a WiFi service, so I asked for the password. The waitress told me eat first, so I placed my order. After eating I asked again for the password, and again she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, I ordered black coffee. After coffee, again I asked for the password. They told me eat first. Then angrily, I walked to the restaurant manager and asked for the password. He replied eat first!!! I was about to explode, when I finally saw a sign on the wall indicating "WiFi Password..."EAT FIRST"
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Brunette: I took a pregnancy test today!
Blonde: Were the questions hard? |
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Brunette: I took a pregnancy test today! Blonde: Were the questions hard? |
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Brunette: I took a pregnancy test today! Blonde: Were the questions hard? |
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