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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
“Let us prey”.

Man: I saw a deer on the way to work.

Blonde woman: How do you know the deer was headed to work?

Hi Apple Love,

LoL, Maybe, because in schools they don't teach to read and listen with understanding..

Hi Poetrywriter,

Lol..

NICE @JulieABush
Alleluia

I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I politely told him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

The Hindu sadhu came and said "Son, you will walk on your legs today."

I said "Babaji, there's nothing wrong with my legs"

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”

I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

I believe in all Religions now!

These Baba's are the biggest thief's in religious
NICE

Funny PoetryWriter and Apple Love .

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in North Carolina, for $200.

They bought the cow from N. C. and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.

However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the local Vet who was very wise as to what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.

When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in North Carolina?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "But how did you know we got the cow in North Carolina?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye; "My wife is from North Carolina."

Hi Nicole...haha,i guess so.

Bubba went to Oklahoma on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student.

At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.

The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."

A hush fell over the auditorium...and then the Oklahoma students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.

Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office, Paddy was asked his occupation:

"Panty stitcher, I stitch de elastic in ladies panties." He replied. Being unskilled labour, Paddy was given 100 euros a week.

When Mick was asked the same question,he replied. "Diesel fitter!" And since this is skilled work he was given 200 euros a week.

When Paddy found out Mick was getting 100 euros a week more than him he was furious. He stormed back into the unemployment office and demanded to know why Mick was getting more cash.

The clerk explained that panty stitching is unskilled work, whereas diesel fitting was skilled work.

"What fecking skill?" Yelled Paddy.....

"I sew the elastic on the panties. Mick puts them over his head and says. 'Yep diesel fitter.'" 🤣