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JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Tue 12/14/21 02:23 PM
What is the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Wed 12/15/21 06:56 PM
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn’t get its way? Dill with it.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Wed 12/15/21 06:57 PM
How do you get a country girl to like you? A tractor.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Wed 12/15/21 07:00 PM
What is a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Wed 12/15/21 07:02 PM
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? In dayscare.

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54503	Wed 12/15/21 11:03 PM
NiceJulieABush

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Fri 12/17/21 03:43 AM
How long do chickens work? Around the cluck.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Fri 12/17/21 03:44 AM
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots? Because he was picking his nose.

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54503	Fri 12/17/21 08:21 AM
Nice JulieABush

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Sat 12/18/21 03:20 PM
Why was the fish so smart? It lives in a school.

Cloudy Joined Wed 03/24/21 Posts: 5378	Mon 12/20/21 04:38 AM


Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54503	Mon 12/20/21 06:00 AM
Why was the fish so smart? It lives in a school. That's why my fish in a tank under water opens mouth an say google google

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Mon 12/20/21 08:02 AM
What is a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Mon 12/20/21 08:03 AM Edited by JulieABush on Mon 12/20/21 08:04 AM
What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1, Anna 2.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Mon 12/20/21 08:07 AM
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octopuss.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Mon 12/20/21 08:09 AM
What do birds serve on Halloween? Tweets.

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54503	Mon 12/20/21 08:48 AM
NICE

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Mon 12/20/21 07:29 PM
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snowballs.

Cloudy Joined Wed 03/24/21 Posts: 5378	Tue 12/21/21 08:15 AM


JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Tue 12/21/21 02:33 PM
How can you tell if Santa Claus is a male? He empties his sack, calls you a “Ho, Ho, Ho” and leaves early in the morning.