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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 01/20/12 01:55 PM
Dr Luv, I was wrong where I shaved. Can I help it if I have big knuckles? And I moved to Bum Phuct Egypt, can I still get advice? Don't you just hate it when that happens (confusion about where you are)? Sorry for the Inconvenience, This show is NOT broadcast in Bum Phuck Egypt.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Fri 01/20/12 02:08 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 01/20/12 02:21 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug Oh oh the dr is not in! Lemme do this one! Dear Party fiend, First we'll have to carefully examine your boobs to discover the extent of the veracity of fact of 500 lbs. Then we'll have to discuss it with experts. Next question....

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 01/21/12 12:27 PM
Dr Luv, Can I scratch an unbearable itch I just got?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/21/12 12:33 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 01/21/12 12:36 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug ONLINE LIVE with Machug...ty for calling.... I think, you should, go back, to the tattoo parlor, and have him, tattoo, right above your coochie, with an arrow, pointing to your coochie..... "IF YOU THINK THOSE ARE AWESOME, CHECK THIS OUT!" In bright red! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..............................

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sat 01/21/12 12:34 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug Oh oh the dr is not in! Lemme do this one! Dear Party fiend, First we'll have to carefully examine your boobs to discover the extent of the veracity of fact of 500 lbs. Then we'll have to discuss it with experts. Next question.... <<--expert

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/21/12 12:38 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 01/21/12 12:38 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug Oh oh the dr is not in! Lemme do this one! Dear Party fiend, First we'll have to carefully examine your boobs to discover the extent of the veracity of fact of 500 lbs. Then we'll have to discuss it with experts. Next question.... Amatures, amatures, amatures. Now, with those kind of answers, you can clearly see, why IM the one, who gives the advice, on this show! And taking YOUR calls NOW.........................................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/21/12 12:40 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug Oh oh the dr is not in! Lemme do this one! Dear Party fiend, First we'll have to carefully examine your boobs to discover the extent of the veracity of fact of 500 lbs. Then we'll have to discuss it with experts. Next question.... <<--expert buttpicker! Yes, that you are Turtle. You, are an expert buttpicker! But, you have had, lots of practice. And taking YOUR calls ONLINE LIVE NOW...............................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/21/12 12:46 PM
Dr Luv, Can I scratch an unbearable itch I just got? Online LIVE with Hippie...ty for calling.................... May I suggest, you use, the "Handsy Helper". Now available, in yellow! Im sorry, the doctor is out to lunch. Enjoy the sounds of "Englebert Humperdink" while you wait..........

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sat 01/21/12 12:57 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug ONLINE LIVE with Machug...ty for calling.... I think, you should, go back, to the tattoo parlor, and have him, tattoo, right above your coochie, with an arrow, pointing to your coochie..... "IF YOU THINK THOSE ARE AWESOME, CHECK THIS OUT!" In bright red! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. OMG!! He got the giggles and now that line is all squiggly... Not very sexy, I must say.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 01/22/12 03:24 PM
DR Luv, Should I follow the red squiggly line?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 07:22 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug ONLINE LIVE with Machug...ty for calling.... I think, you should, go back, to the tattoo parlor, and have him, tattoo, right above your coochie, with an arrow, pointing to your coochie..... "IF YOU THINK THOSE ARE AWESOME, CHECK THIS OUT!" In bright red! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. OMG!! He got the giggles and now that line is all squiggly... Not very sexy, I must say. ONLINE LIVE with Mach....ty for the call................. Ummmmmmmm, well, basically now, your screwed! and taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 07:25 PM
DR Luv, Should I follow the red squiggly line? ONLINE LIVE with Hippie, well, that depends. If you want coochie, follow, the red squiggly line. If you want, courage, or, a brain, or, a heart, or, directions back to Kansas, follow, the yellow brick road! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..............................

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 01/22/12 07:27 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug ONLINE LIVE with Machug...ty for calling.... I think, you should, go back, to the tattoo parlor, and have him, tattoo, right above your coochie, with an arrow, pointing to your coochie..... "IF YOU THINK THOSE ARE AWESOME, CHECK THIS OUT!" In bright red! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. OMG!! He got the giggles and now that line is all squiggly... Not very sexy, I must say. ONLINE LIVE with Mach....ty for the call................. Ummmmmmmm, well, basically now, your screwed! and taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ Not likely to happen...with that squiggly line.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 08:23 PM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug ONLINE LIVE with Machug...ty for calling.... I think, you should, go back, to the tattoo parlor, and have him, tattoo, right above your coochie, with an arrow, pointing to your coochie..... "IF YOU THINK THOSE ARE AWESOME, CHECK THIS OUT!" In bright red! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. OMG!! He got the giggles and now that line is all squiggly... Not very sexy, I must say. ONLINE LIVE with Mach....ty for the call................. Ummmmmmmm, well, basically now, your screwed! and taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ Not likely to happen...with that squiggly line. OMFG!

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Mon 01/23/12 12:14 AM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug ONLINE LIVE with Machug...ty for calling.... I think, you should, go back, to the tattoo parlor, and have him, tattoo, right above your coochie, with an arrow, pointing to your coochie..... "IF YOU THINK THOSE ARE AWESOME, CHECK THIS OUT!" In bright red! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. OMG!! He got the giggles and now that line is all squiggly... Not very sexy, I must say. ONLINE LIVE with Mach....ty for the call................. Ummmmmmmm, well, basically now, your screwed! and taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ Not likely to happen...with that squiggly line. OMFG! This has to be the dumbest tattoo guy... I asked for something simple...to cover the squiggly line AND LOOK!!!

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/23/12 12:23 AM
..that spider is bad a** though..

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Mon 01/23/12 12:30 AM
..that spider is bad a** though.. Yeah but it should have been a scorpion. You know,...for Scorpio. I will not recommend this guy to anyone.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 01:17 AM
Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug ONLINE LIVE with Machug...ty for calling.... I think, you should, go back, to the tattoo parlor, and have him, tattoo, right above your coochie, with an arrow, pointing to your coochie..... "IF YOU THINK THOSE ARE AWESOME, CHECK THIS OUT!" In bright red! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. OMG!! He got the giggles and now that line is all squiggly... Not very sexy, I must say. ONLINE LIVE with Mach....ty for the call................. Ummmmmmmm, well, basically now, your screwed! and taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ Not likely to happen...with that squiggly line. OMFG! This has to be the dumbest tattoo guy... I asked for something simple...to cover the squiggly line AND LOOK!!! ONLINE LIVE with Machug..........ty for calling.......... Well, at least now, you dont have to, worry about, your sex life, anymore. Now, all you need, is a "Harley", then, i'll do ya! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 01:23 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 01/23/12 01:24 AM
..that spider is bad a** though.. Yeah but it should have been a scorpion. You know,...for Scorpio. I will not recommend this guy to anyone. ONLINE with Machug...............ty for calling................ Whaaaaaaaaa? Scopion, Spider, Fly, Beatle, Stink Bug, Lady Bug, Cockroach, Ant, Daddy Longlegs Moth, Gnat, Mesquito, Worm, Centipede, Grasshopper, Tick, Flea, Mesquito Hawk, Tomato, Toma'to, I mean really, whats the difference? And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................