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some people see the glass as half full while others see it as half empty i just wanna know who tha fck drank my beer 
I think it's time for an intervention! I'm getting worried about Kitty. That looks like jarsno! Well heck, that's what I get for not reading the whole thread... |
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some people see the glass as half full while others see it as half empty i just wanna know who tha fck drank my beer
I think it's time for an intervention! I'm getting worried about Kitty. That looks like jarsno! Well heck, that's what I get for not reading the whole thread... And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE now.......................... |
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Dear dr luv,
I think I am in love cuz my peepee hurts. What do you think? |
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Dear dr luv, I think I am in love cuz my peepee hurts. What do you think? 
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some people see the glass as half full while others see it as half empty i just wanna know who tha fck drank my beer
I think it's time for an intervention! I'm getting worried about Kitty. That looks like jarsno! Well heck, that's what I get for not reading the whole thread... And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE now.......................... |
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Dear dr luv, I think I am in love cuz my peepee hurts. What do you think? I would go, immediately to, the nearest health clinic, you can find. It sounds like, it could be, Trichomoniasis Hepatitis C Chlamydia Crabs Scabies Gonorrhea Hepatitis B Herpes HIV HPV Non-gonococcal urethritis Syphilis Shigella MRSA Amebiasis Cryptosporidiosis Giardiasis Hepatitis A Shigellosis or a Urinary Tract Infection, You see, all day long, the kidneys clean waste products from your blood. The waste becomes urine (pee), which drips into the ureters (long, thin tubes, one connected to each kidney). From there, the urine travels through the ureters down to the bladder. When it's empty, your bladder is about the same size as an empty balloon. It looks like one, too! Then the bladder slowly fills up with the urine coming from the kidneys. When you have about a cup (237 milliliters) of urine in your bladder, your brain tells you it's time to find a bathroom. Once you're ready to pee, you relax a set of muscles at the bottom of your bladder. That lets the urine rush into the urethra, a tube that leads from your bladder out of your body. Ahhh! That feels better. But if you have a urinary tract infection, or UTI, you're probably thinking about peeing quite a lot. Why? Because it stings when you go — yow! You also might have the feeling that you need to go to the bathroom all the time. And when you do, phew! Your pee smells bad. These changes occur because bacteria have caused an infection somewhere in your urinary tract. So, I say, get that checked out ASAP! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... |
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Good Morning Listeners,
Last night I had a dream, that my mother RIP, was alive, and told me that she was really a man, and showed me her penis, and wanted me to play with it. 
It gets worse, but I think, you've heard enough. This is further truth, why EVERYONE, needs to buy my book,,,, 
In this book, I describe, in detail, how, "Your Dreams Dont Mean Crap". They dont symbolize crap, they dont show you, any hidden agendas, they have nothing, to do with your subconscious mind, they reveal nothing, they teach you nothing, basically they arent worth crap! A dream is just that, a freaken dream, and nothing more! GET YOUR COPY NOW, FOR ONLY $69.95, THATS RIGHT ONLY $69.95 DONT WAIT....... Use your credit card and CALL NOW! 1-800-ITS-CRAP, thats 1-800-ITS-CRAP , to purchase your edition of "Dearluv2roknrollby's World Renowned Best Selling Book, "Your Dreams Dont Mean Crap". *offer is only good, while supply lasts* *quantities are limited* *not available in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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ATTENION: This is a test of the emergency broadcast system, this is only a test.
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................................... |
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Hello Dr. Luv...., I'm opening another Super Dildo Store in your area where you live. Our stores has been doing great business since it's frist opening and I was just wondering if you would do us the honor of having a book signing of your newest edition of { Your Dreams Don't Mean Crap By Dearluv2rokollby}.
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Hello Dr. Luv...., I'm opening another Super Dildo Store in your area where you live. Our stores has been doing great business since it's frist opening and I was just wondering if you would do us the honor of having a book signing of your newest edition of { Your Dreams Don't Mean Crap By Dearluv2rokollby}. Oh my goodness! Me? You want me? To do a book signing? That is soooooooooo flattering! Thank you sooooooooo much! I would be honored, to do a book signing, at the opening of, your new "Super Dildo" store, for $500.00. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby;
My new girlfriend just bought a pet donkey. She seems to be very attached to it. Sometimes I think she likes that donkey better than me. She is talking about moving to Tijuana and getting into show business. Should I move with her? Or should I stay here and keep my job at the petting zoo? |
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Dear dr luv, I think I am in love cuz my peepee hurts. What do you think? I would go, immediately to, the nearest health clinic, you can find. It sounds like, it could be, Trichomoniasis Hepatitis C Chlamydia Crabs Scabies Gonorrhea Hepatitis B Herpes HIV HPV Non-gonococcal urethritis Syphilis Shigella MRSA Amebiasis Cryptosporidiosis Giardiasis Hepatitis A Shigellosis or a Urinary Tract Infection, You see, all day long, the kidneys clean waste products from your blood. The waste becomes urine (pee), which drips into the ureters (long, thin tubes, one connected to each kidney). From there, the urine travels through the ureters down to the bladder. When it's empty, your bladder is about the same size as an empty balloon. It looks like one, too! Then the bladder slowly fills up with the urine coming from the kidneys. When you have about a cup (237 milliliters) of urine in your bladder, your brain tells you it's time to find a bathroom. Once you're ready to pee, you relax a set of muscles at the bottom of your bladder. That lets the urine rush into the urethra, a tube that leads from your bladder out of your body. Ahhh! That feels better. But if you have a urinary tract infection, or UTI, you're probably thinking about peeing quite a lot. Why? Because it stings when you go — yow! You also might have the feeling that you need to go to the bathroom all the time. And when you do, phew! Your pee smells bad. These changes occur because bacteria have caused an infection somewhere in your urinary tract. So, I say, get that checked out ASAP! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... Thanks for your advice but I don't need it. It fell off. |
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am i normal ?
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby; My new girlfriend just bought a pet donkey. She seems to be very attached to it. Sometimes I think she likes that donkey better than me. She is talking about moving to Tijuana and getting into show business. Should I move with her? Or should I stay here and keep my job at the petting zoo? I think, you and your girlfriend, should open up, your own petting zoo. You charge the people, ohhhhhh say $50.00-$100.00, to pet your girlfriend. And if the donkey, is included, I would charge more! I bet you make, a buttload of cash! Good luck with your business! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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Thanks for your advice but I don't need it. It fell off. Well then, that settles that! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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am i normal ? Are you normal? Hmmmmmmmm, welllllll, uhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhh, arggggggggggggg, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, welllllllllll, ummmmmmmmmmm, no. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... |
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Dear Doc,
The third thumb from the left, on my right hand has turned blue. It doesn't hurt and seems fine in every way. Is this something I should be...... Worried about????????????????????????????????? 
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Dear Doc, The third thumb from the left, on my right hand has turned blue. It doesn't hurt and seems fine in every way. Is this something I should be...... Worried about?????????????????????????????????
No, not at all. In about a month, your gonna be a... 
SMURF!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE on ONLINE............................... |
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