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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 01/11/12 05:33 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 01/11/12 05:34 PM
STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT??? CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!! THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/12/12 06:07 AM
Dear Doc, If I turn south at the mountain's.... Bypass the crater.... and continue south into the valley.... Will I reach.... Paradise????? Signed, No GPS ONLINE with NO GPS....ty for the call....................... You actually have asked me a question, that I cannot immediately answer. However, if you give me some time, I can tell you. I have to get the information from, my other mothers, fathers brothers, sisters nephews, cousins, babies momma, and crysal ball... And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... ...I knew it

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 01/12/12 06:21 AM
STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT??? CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!! THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt where do i sign up"?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 01/12/12 09:27 AM
Dr. Luv, My third leg is stiff so I'm walking funny. Help me!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 10:13 AM
STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT??? CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!! THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt where do i sign up"? ONLINE with Johnny.......................ty for calling..... Just call that number 1-800-PUT-NOUT And I do believe, they just hire women... Buts thats o.k.... your close enough! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 10:22 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 01/12/12 10:23 AM
Dear Doc, If I turn south at the mountain's.... Bypass the crater.... and continue south into the valley.... Will I reach.... Paradise????? Signed, No GPS ONLINE with NO GPS....ty for the call....................... You actually have asked me a question, that I cannot immediately answer. However, if you give me some time, I can tell you. I have to get the information from, my other mothers, fathers brothers, sisters nephews, cousins, babies momma, and crysal ball... And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... ...I knew it ONLINE LIVE with Turtle....ty for the call.................. Ooooooooooooooo, Turtle! A crystal ball. I see how funny that is! The way you just changed my post, and made it say, "crystal ball" ha.......................ha.............................ha. I give a rats azz, about the whole crystal ball joke, now. Its old, its used up, its not funny anymore, and quite frankly, I already have a bunch of biotches and basnastards, giving me a hard time, in the "I love You", thread. Therefore, I am not going to let this stale joke, bother me anymore. Bet you didnt see that in your crystal ball, did ya???? And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..............................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 10:26 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 01/12/12 10:40 AM
Dr. Luv, My third leg is stiff so I'm walking funny. Help me! ONLINE LIVE with Hippie........ty for the call................ This is a VERY common problem, for men. Luckily, I have the answer! Come on down to the studio, the address is, The Luv2roknrollby Show 6969 69th St. Bipolorville, CA, 69696 and I can take care of that for you, no problem. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...........................

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 01/12/12 10:30 AM
Dearest ALL KNOWING Dr. Luv....... I am horny...It is a different kind of horny this time...There is a definitive attached!! Yes Dr. Luv.....................A definitive!!!..Should I throw caution to the wind and go for it ...........................OR Should I buy new batteries?????????????????????????????????????????? Or should I just eat a pound of chocolate.......

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 01/12/12 10:35 AM
Ok Dr. Luv after spending the night with that Spartan chick my *** hurts, any suggestions? Could you perhaps rub a nice soothing ointment on it, kiss it and make it feel better?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 10:46 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 01/12/12 10:47 AM
Dearest ALL KNOWING Dr. Luv....... I am horny...It is a different kind of horny this time...There is a definitive attached!! Yes Dr. Luv.....................A definitive!!!..Should I throw caution to the wind and go for it ...........................OR Should I buy new batteries?????????????????????????????????????????? Or should I just eat a pound of chocolate....... Dr. Luv2roknrollby looking up, what the hell, the word "definitive" means, when used, in this particular context. And how it applies, in this question *Dr. Luv2roknrollby, whispers* Cut to a commercial! And now a word from our sponsors....................................

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 01/12/12 10:52 AM
Dearest ALL KNOWING Dr. Luv....... I am horny...It is a different kind of horny this time...There is a definitive attached!! Yes Dr. Luv.....................A definitive!!!..Should I throw caution to the wind and go for it ...........................OR Should I buy new batteries?????????????????????????????????????????? Chit, chit, chit......... Or should I just eat a pound of chocolate....... Dr. Luv2roknrollby looking up, what the hell, the word "definitive" means, when used, in this particular context. And how it applies, in this question *Dr. Luv2roknrollby, whispers* Cut to a commercial! And now a word from our sponsors....................................

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 01/12/12 10:55 AM
Chit, chit , chit.....Can't be me, gotta be my MAC!!! And can I just say THANKS................. For nothing.....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 11:06 AM
You ever heard the expression, "When the cat is away, the mice will play?". WELL NOT ANYMORE THEY WONT!!! BECAUSE NOW THERES "KITTEN HOME SECURITY". When only an alarm system, just wont do! CALL TODAY 1-800-CAP-N-U-AZ not responsible by damage caused by kittens amo is not included not responsible for injuries caused by kittens no refunds or returns not responsible for your existing pets safety not available in Bum Phuct Egypt

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 11:09 AM
Chit, chit , chit.....Can't be me, gotta be my MAC!!! And can I just say THANKS................. For nothing..... Hey chill out! I gotta pick up dog chit, at this exact moment, and look up "definitive". Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 01/12/12 11:11 AM
Chit, chit , chit.....Can't be me, gotta be my MAC!!! And can I just say THANKS................. For nothing..... Hey chill out! I gotta pick up dog chit, at this exact moment, and look up "definitive". Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 11:33 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 01/12/12 11:34 AM
Dearest ALL KNOWING Dr. Luv....... I am horny...It is a different kind of horny this time...There is a definitive attached!! Yes Dr. Luv.....................A definitive!!!..Should I throw caution to the wind and go for it ...........................OR Should I buy new batteries?????????????????????????????????????????? Or should I just eat a pound of chocolate....... ONLINE LIVE with Leigh....ty for the call.................... Ok, "There is a definitive" attached????? "Definitive??". Is that the brand name, of a "strap on", or "attachable penis", that I am not familiar with??? If your gonna strap a penis on, for a man, I would say, that you are already, "throwing caution to the wind". Because some men, dont enjoy, having their "poop shoot" probed. If its a woman, you will probably get better results. But if your "straping on", a "definitve penis", for a man, you had better make sure, AHEAD OF TIME, that he knows that you intend, to probe, his poop shoot, BEFORE YOU BEGIN!!VERY IMPORTANT!! And be sure to stock up on, lots, and lots, of lubrication. I hear, that they actually have, "liver" flavored lube now!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummy! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 11:41 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 01/12/12 11:42 AM
Ok Dr. Luv after spending the night with that Spartan chick my *** hurts, any suggestions? Could you perhaps rub a nice soothing ointment on it, kiss it and make it feel better? ONLINE LIVE with boredinaz..... ty for the call................ I would suggest, that you purchase, some "Preparation H", as soon as possible. I know that it is, more commonly used on hemorrhoids. And you may not have them, YET! But keep letting that chick, do the "Spartan" on you, and you will. Its also just very soothing, for the butt crack! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 01/12/12 11:54 AM
Dearest ALL KNOWING Dr. Luv....... I am horny...It is a different kind of horny this time...There is a definitive attached!! Yes Dr. Luv.....................A definitive!!!..Should I throw caution to the wind and go for it ...........................OR Should I buy new batteries?????????????????????????????????????????? Or should I just eat a pound of chocolate....... ONLINE LIVE with Leigh....ty for the call.................... Ok, "There is a definitive" attached????? "Definitive??". Is that the brand name, of a "strap on", or "attachable penis", that I am not familiar with??? If your gonna strap a penis on, for a man, I would say, that you are already, "throwing caution to the wind". Because some men, dont enjoy, having their "poop shoot" probed. If its a woman, you will probably get better results. But if your "straping on", a "definitve penis", for a man, you had better make sure, AHEAD OF TIME, that he knows that you intend, to probe, his poop shoot, BEFORE YOU BEGIN!!VERY IMPORTANT!! And be sure to stock up on, lots, and lots, of lubrication. I hear, that they actually have, "liver" flavored lube now!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummy! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.......................... Well Doc, you didn't answer my questions, but you did solve my problem....I'M NOT HORNEY ANY MORE!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/12/12 12:20 PM
Dearest ALL KNOWING Dr. Luv....... I am horny...It is a different kind of horny this time...There is a definitive attached!! Yes Dr. Luv.....................A definitive!!!..Should I throw caution to the wind and go for it ...........................OR Should I buy new batteries?????????????????????????????????????????? Or should I just eat a pound of chocolate....... ONLINE LIVE with Leigh....ty for the call.................... Ok, "There is a definitive" attached????? "Definitive??". Is that the brand name, of a "strap on", or "attachable penis", that I am not familiar with??? If your gonna strap a penis on, for a man, I would say, that you are already, "throwing caution to the wind". Because some men, dont enjoy, having their "poop shoot" probed. If its a woman, you will probably get better results. But if your "straping on", a "definitve penis", for a man, you had better make sure, AHEAD OF TIME, that he knows that you intend, to probe, his poop shoot, BEFORE YOU BEGIN!!VERY IMPORTANT!! And be sure to stock up on, lots, and lots, of lubrication. I hear, that they actually have, "liver" flavored lube now!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummy! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.......................... Well Doc, you didn't answer my questions, but you did solve my problem....I'M NOT HORNEY ANY MORE!!!!! ONLINE with Leigh........................................ Glad I could be of assistance! Anytime, just call! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/12/12 02:18 PM
ONLINE LIVE with Turtle....ty for the call.................. Ooooooooooooooo, Turtle! A crystal ball. I see how funny that is! The way you just changed my post, and made it say, "crystal ball" ha.......................ha.............................ha. I give a rats azz, about the whole crystal ball joke, now. Its old, its used up, its not funny anymore, and quite frankly, I already have a bunch of biotches and basnastards, giving me a hard time, in the "I love You", thread. Therefore, I am not going to let this stale joke, bother me anymore. Bet you didnt see that in your crystal ball, did ya???? And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..............................