Are you tired of the painful drudgery of shaving, EVERYDAY???



Well than dont!!



I DONT ANYMORE! And I feel liberated, and free!



Why should people have to shave??



Alot of people believe,

that we came from monkeys!



So, why shouldnt we still be able, to look like them now?







This message brought to you by "The Theory of Evolution Club".

"Get back to what nature intended you to look like!".



*people in "Bum Phuck Egypt" do not believe in the "Theory of Evolution"*
*not responsible for tangles, due to massive hair growth*
*not responsible for clogged drains, due to massive hair loss

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I am not allowed to answer any questions,

about the "Super Dildo Store",

while my case is still pending,

and you know that!!


Ash never should have accepted,

a cash deposit, of $1.83,

from me,

if he was not COMPLETELY sure,

that he could get the "double dong",

that I ordered.


Now after taking a large amount of cash from me,

he tells me he is "out of stock",

and refuses to return my $1.83!



ILL SEE YOU BOTH IN COURT!









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Fine!

Go outside,

and give your jing-a-ling-a-ling change,

to the first homeless person you see.

Now,

are you satisfied with THAT answer.






*thinking to herself*

I CANT PLEASE ANY OF THESE BIOTCHES AND BASNASTARDS TODAY!

DAMNIT!
I thought you were suppose to be not cussing anymore Roberta??

AND YOU SHUT UP TOO!

Well you did a thread about it, remember, "No more potty mouth".

I SAID SHUT UP!

Whatever, just thought you might have forgotten about it, so I was reminding ya, sheesh.




I give them well thought out,

educated answers,

to all of their questions from HELL,

for FREE,

and they STILL arent happy!

WTF?











And I am happily taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..................

forget your money Roberta. 'double dong' isnt easy to purchase. One has to be our lucky costumer for that

THen give me back the $1.83 you took of my hard earned money!

Don't be so hard on yourself Doc........

We all need someone we can .....lean on.....

Dr. Luv,

Recently saw your new pic and flexing your muscles makes me feel unsecure. They look bigger than mine so it's embarassing and I'm drinking it off. Any drinks you can recommend?

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Now thats just gross Grim.

I know,

that there are alot of people,

who really enjoy,

that kind of thing.

And even the all-knowing "I",

have no clue,

why they like it,

but they do.



And not only do you have to BE someone,

who likes,

to pee on people,

but you have to find someone,

who enjoys,

being peed on.



So,

im sorry,

I cant agree with you,

that,

"everyone needs someone they can pee on".

At least, I dont.













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I dont recommend,

trying to "drink it off".

You do realize,

that all you are going,

to accomplish,

is to give yourself,

a tremendous, hangover!



Your gonna be barfing,

and your head,

is gonna be killing you,

and your gonna feel like chit,

the whole day after,

your drinking binge.

And sadly enough,

after its over,




im STILL gonna be,

more buffed out.

then you.













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Hello Dr. Luv..., I'm thinking about adding a stall in my bathroom for guest who come over my place that can't or who won't sit on the toilet for whatever reason. For health reasons should I remove the shower and tub to another part of the house.

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Well of course,

they cant sit on the toilet.

Their tigers!

Since when,

have you ever,

seen a tiger,

sitting on a toilet?

Not even "Tony The Tiger",

can get his fat tiger azz,

up on a toilet!

Sheeeeeeesh!



I suggest a VERY LARGE,

litter box,

would be much more reasonable.













And now, we are taking a break....................................

I guess I sufficiently pizzed off all my callers today.

My work here is done.

Joke em if they cant take a phuck!

Dear Dr. Luv,

I was going to ask for some advice on what to do about these...ummmm... dreams I keep having but, I see it may be better to try another day.

Thanks...
Machug

just quit thinking about me all day and you'll quit dreaming about me all night

Dr Luv,

I ran out of problems to tell you. Now what??

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There is never a bad time,

to call me,

unless you dont have a backbone,

or your a wuss.

Which thankfully,

does not apply to you.




About your question,

"YOUR DREAMS DONT MEAN CRAP!"




Dreams, are said to be, your subconscious mind,

and to that I say,

"bite me".

"YOUR DREAMS DONT MEAN CRAP!".




Some examples, of some of my dreams..

1)I have brain eating Zombies on Meth, trying to make me smoke Meth with them, or they will kill me.
2)I am a Unicorn, and I dont like my horn, because it is too cumbersome.
3)I am having sex, with the most undesirable man, that I could ever possibly think of, and enjoying it.
4)My mother has murdered her husband, for the money he left her in his will, and made it look like a suicide. When I figure this out, confront her about it, she points a double barrel shot gun in my face, and blows me away.
5)I am a "Victorias Secret" Supermodel.(Need I say more on that one?)
6)I am lost, and cant find my way home, and cant remember where I live, and all I know is I am a famous Hollywood movie star.



Are you seeing a pattern here??
"YOUR DREAMS DONT MEAN CRAP!"



I highly suggest,

that you buy my book...



And you will truely discover that,

"YOUR DREAMS DONT MEAN CRAP!".









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