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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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..that spider is bad a** though.. Yeah but it should have been a scorpion. You know,...for Scorpio. I will not recommend this guy to anyone. 
Whaaaaaaaaa? Scopion, Spider, Fly, Beatle, Stink Bug, Lady Bug, Cockroach, Ant, Daddy Longlegsm Moth, Gnat, Mesquito, Worm, Centipede, Grasshopper, Tick, Flea, Mesquito Hawk, Tomato, Toma'to, I mean really, whats the difference? And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. Legs. Wings. Aggression. Fur. Accents. Carriers. Annoyances. Habitats. Colors. Smells. All in no particular order. >.> |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/23/12 01:43 AM
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..that spider is bad a** though.. I know! Thats what im sayen. Some people, are just, so damn picky, about a freaken, little tattoo. Although, if it was me, I would add, a web, and a little, fly in it, saying,"Help Me!!!". Talk about sexy! Wooo Hooo! You could, even have, the spider sayin, "Im gonna eat you flyhead", too, there could just be, tons of dialog, between the spider, and the fly. Its not like, he couldnt find, another place, to squeeze that in, on her body! Sheesh! Ya just, gotta have, a little imagination. "Your my dinner fly", "No, no, im too small". "No your not". "Yes, wouldnt you rather have a moth?". "Why?". "They're bigger, and tastier!!". "Really?". "Yeah, you didnt know that?". "I kinda been stuck on flies, never ate a moth". "I swear they are much better, then me". "Hmmmmmmmmm???,maybe I will try................................ (BTW: Yeah, I wake up like this too. 
Back to bed  ).............................................
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..that spider is bad a** though.. Yeah but it should have been a scorpion. You know,...for Scorpio. I will not recommend this guy to anyone.
Whaaaaaaaaa? Scopion, Spider, Fly, Beatle, Stink Bug, Lady Bug, Cockroach, Ant, Daddy Longlegsm Moth, Gnat, Mesquito, Worm, Centipede, Grasshopper, Tick, Flea, Mesquito Hawk, Tomato, Toma'to, I mean really, whats the difference? And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. Legs. Wings. Aggression. Fur. Accents. Carriers. Annoyances. Habitats. Colors. Smells. All in no particular order. >.> There ya go! Hey, do me, a favor. Talk to Mach, and tell her, what you just, told me, and maybe, we can get her, to realize, she kinda has, all of the above, now! Lucky girl! Thanks Sin. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW........................... |
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do?
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do? Share yours, ya greedy retard! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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You've tried corn lots of ways,  
you've tried Cream Style Corn, Canned Regular Corn,  
Corn Dogs, Grilled BBQ Corn, Crab and Corn, and the same thing always happens. It slips, out of your hand, while your eating it, or its, just plain, boring, old, corn.  
You try bamboo sticks, and they always break. And those darn metal ones, always bend, still leaving you with, boring, old, corn. WELL NOT ANYMORE!!! 
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Just take any ordinary household hammer, and hammer "The Cornholer", through the center, of the corn. ITS THAT EASY!!! 
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Dear Dr. Luvs, Hope you can help. Now, you know I have a great sense of humor, but... I went to get a little tattoo, right between my breasts, and the dumb guy tattoed a little man holding up a dumbell as far as tatooing 5oo lbs on each of my boobs!!! Imagine!!!! What do you think I should do?? Your fan and party friend, Machug I think, you should, go back, to the tattoo parlor, and have him, tattoo, right above your coochie, with an arrow, pointing to your coochie..... "IF YOU THINK THOSE ARE AWESOME, CHECK THIS OUT!" In bright red! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. OMG!! He got the giggles and now that line is all squiggly... Not very sexy, I must say.
Ummmmmmmm, well, basically now, your screwed! and taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ 
Not likely to happen...with that squiggly line. 
This has to be the dumbest tattoo guy... I asked for something simple...to cover the squiggly line AND LOOK!!! 
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do? Share yours, ya greedy retard! i will have you know im not a greedy bastard And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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Hi. I bought the Cornholer, and would just like to say how much i love it. It really works. Where's my free Beavis & Butthead DVD? :p
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Hi. I bought the Cornholer, and would just like to say how much i love it. It really works. Where's my free Beavis & Butthead DVD? :p Thank you for buying, the "Cornholer", from our sponsors!! That is, what keeps my show, on the radio. However, There was no, "Beavis and Butthead" DVD, offered with the "Cornholer". If you had called, within the first, 10 minutes, you would have received, this free, "Cornholer" tee shirt.
Now, you will have to wait, until the ad, runs again, and call, within 10 minutes, of hearing, the ad. And, for all of those, listening right now. Shy Emo Chick, got "Cornholed", and loved it! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 01/25/12 10:46 AM
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do? Share yours, ya greedy retard! I will have you know im not a greedy bastard.
ONLINE with Johnny..........thanks for calling....................... If your NOT, a greedy basnastard, then, let him, lick YOUR window, and eat, YOUR crayons, and stop, biotching about it!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do? Share yours, ya greedy retard! I will have you know im not a greedy bastard.
ONLINE with Johnny..........thanks for calling....................... If your NOT, a greedy basnastard, then, let him, lick YOUR window, and eat, YOUR crayons, and stop, biotching about it!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 01/26/12 01:23 PM
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do? Share yours, ya greedy retard! I will have you know im not a greedy bastard.
ONLINE with Johnny..........thanks for calling....................... If your NOT, a greedy basnastard, then, let him, lick YOUR window, and eat, YOUR crayons, and stop, biotching about it!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ No, that would be, "your bad", for taking me, too seriously. You were, warned, against that! |
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<------*looks up*
What? 
I thought it was funny!
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do? Share yours, ya greedy retard! I will have you know im not a greedy bastard.
ONLINE with Johnny..........thanks for calling....................... If your NOT, a greedy basnastard, then, let him, lick YOUR window, and eat, YOUR crayons, and stop, biotching about it!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ No, that would be, "your bad", for taking me, too seriously. You were, warned, against that! 
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do? Share yours, ya greedy retard! I will have you know im not a greedy bastard.
ONLINE with Johnny..........thanks for calling....................... If your NOT, a greedy basnastard, then, let him, lick YOUR window, and eat, YOUR crayons, and stop, biotching about it!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ No, that would be, "your bad", for taking me, too seriously. You were, warned, against that!
But, you cant! Neener, neener, neener! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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i ride the short bus and my seat mate doesnt lick his own window nor does he chew on his own crayon what do i do? Share yours, ya greedy retard! I will have you know im not a greedy bastard.
ONLINE with Johnny..........thanks for calling....................... If your NOT, a greedy basnastard, then, let him, lick YOUR window, and eat, YOUR crayons, and stop, biotching about it!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ No, that would be, "your bad", for taking me, too seriously. You were, warned, against that!
But, you cant! Neener, neener, neener! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..............................
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 01/27/12 10:21 AM
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Its ok I can always fly out there n stalk ya!
HEY, DONT THREATEN ME, WITH, A GOOD TIME!! LIVE, ONLINE, YOUR calls, uh huh................................... |
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