What Pepsi? Doc Luv, I think my eyesight is bad! I don't see no stinking Pepsi!

I know,

neither do I,

but the sponsors say its there.

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This is only a test......................................*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............................................................................................................

Dearluvstorockenrollerby;

What the heck is a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
emergency?

Is it like the "duck and cover" emergencies we practiced in grade school?

Is there a special suit I should put on during a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep emergency?

When there is a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
emergency do I need to stock up on beer and pretzels and hide in my
basement?

How will I know when the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
emergency is over so I can crawl out of my hidey hole.

If my girlfriend and I are beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping during
a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep emergency should
we stop beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping or just figure it's gonna
all end and we might as well have one last beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?

I'm confused.

Hello Dr. Luv........ Well Doctor I'm ready for love but there's no love ever ready for me what could this mean Doctor? Will I be a loner for the reminder of my life ?

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I will be happy to explain "The Emergency Broadcast System", beeeeeeeeeeep to you.

Whenever you hear,

the beeeeeeeeeeeeeep,

that means that you,

need to immediately,

beeeeeeeeeeeep.

And if you cannot,

beeeeeeeeeeeeep,

where you are,

then go to the,

nearest beeeeeeeeep,

where you CAN beeeeeeeeeeep.



If there are 2 beeeeeeeeeeeps,

be sure that you beeeeeep,

and beeeeeeeeeeeeep,

before the whole,

beeeeeeeeeeeeep,

goes beeeeeeeeeeeeep.



Never beeeeeeeeep,

when the beeeeeeeeeeeep,

is going beeeeeeeeeeeep,

or you may end up,

beeeeeeeeeeeeeep.



Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.










And taking your calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................

ONLINE LIVE with Alookat........ty for the call............

Unfortunately,

the answer,

is probably,

yes.



Unless,

you hit the lotto,

inherit a fortune,

or,

have a,

tongue, and penis, enlargement.











And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.........................

Dr Luv,

My heart is cold, how do I warm it up?

ONLINE LIVE with Hippie....ty for calling......................

Have Boonedoggy,

stand next to you.

That,

will warm up,

more than your heart.


Touch him,

and the effect,

intensifies!


























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Hello Dr. Luv... I'm just getting back from the enlargement specialist that you propose for me to seek out., well Dr. Luv she inform me that my penis is well endowed which was not a surprise to me at all but what was a surprise to me is that she ask me re-visit her office after working hours for private confirmation sessions [12 in total}.., My question to you Dr. Luv in which I hold in high regard is this normal practice of these private confirmation sessions that she urge me to attend with her as soon as possible.

ONLINE LIVE with Alookat....ty for calling.................

Sooooooo,

she informed you,

that your penis was,

well endowed???



Well,

I think,

that since,

I am,

much more,

of an expert,

on these things,

that I should,

take Alookat<--hehe,

your penis,

and give you,

my professional,

opinion also.



Sayyyyyyyyy,

tomorrow night,

around 8:00??



Heres my address..........................















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And now a word from our sponsors............................

Dear Dr. Luv:

I heard on the news that Pfizer recalled MILLIONS of CONDOMS because they were "faulty". They're not one of your sponsors are they?

why am i cursed with a nice personality? n soo damn cute?

ONLINE lIVE with Jemare...ty for calling..............

Excuse me dear..

*Luv2roknrollby covers the microphone with her hand*

OMFG!!! DID YOU GUYS F'N HEAR THAT CHIT!!!

PFIZER IS RECALLING MILLIONS OF CONDOMS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FAULTY!

STOP RUNNING THE PFIZER ADS NOW!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

THAT COULD RUIN ME!!!

YOU HEAR ME???

RUIN ME AND MY SHOW!!!

THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!!!





ONLINE LIVE with Jamare...ty for holding........................

NO.

They are NOT,

one of our sponsors.



But thank you,

so much,

for the information,

and the concern.



Bub bye now.









And taking YOUR calls LIVE......................................

ONLINE LIVE with Johnny....ty for calling...............

No one,

ever said,

life was easy,

Johnny.


Its,

a tough job...

but,

somebodys,

gotta do it!



DEAL WITH IT!
















And taking YOUR calls ONLINE NOW..................................

And now a word from our sponsors.................................

*Luv2roknrollby screaming*

DO NOT RUN THE PFIZER CONDOM COMMERCIAL!!!

Clap on,

clap off,

clap on,

clap off,

the clapper!

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Dear Doc.........

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder......but....

I say ....

Abcess makes the fart go.....

Hooonndddaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Should I see a.....

Medical Doctor????????