100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
Dr. Luv... TWB is right...Inquiring minds want to know, and only you can give us the right answer 
TWB means "Tiny Whitegirl Bush", which was something I suffered with most of my life. Shaving the coochie la la became fashionable, so thats how I cured my problem. I suggest you do the same. And taking calls right now....................... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dear Dr Luv Why do clowns SCARE me so much ? lol Is it because of all that DREADFUL makeup or maybe those gnashing FANGS ? Why can't they just be happy to wear that BIG SMILE .... 
lol 
KiK Clowns are clowny, and so everyone clowns them, which is why clowns are sad. Wouldnt you be sad if everyone clowned you too? Your fear of them, comes from your childhood where your parents, no doubt, clowned you, in a failed effort to make you obey them. Or...perhaps your mother wore too much make-up, and left you alone alot. Was your mother a prostitute? And taking calls today.......................................... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hello Dr. Luv...., Thanks for taking my call. In our last conversation you suggested that I should try using Old Spice or maybe Brut for a lingering smell that you assume fellows me around. Well Dr. Luv there not making those products anymore and I was wondering maybe I should just hang-out at a flower store to allow those scents to flow through my body. Whatcha think about that ideal Doc ? Great idea! But stick the flowers up your azz, since THATS where I suspect the odor is coming from. Taking those calls............................................ |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hello Dr Luv, You have any fetishes I can take advantage of?? 
How much money you got? And taking calls when im not working a REAL job, or with my man, or just too freaken lazy to take them............................ |
|
|
|
|
