Dr Luv,

Those are real hairs. I shaved my knuckles this morning. Will they go bald eventually?

ONLINE with Grim........ty for the call...................

YOUR OBVIOUSLY,

NOT GETTING THIS,

ARE YOU???



READ IT,

LIKE ITS THE BIBLE,

OF SLEEP!

Sheesh!















And taking YOUR calls LIVE.......................................

ONLINE with Johnny...ty for the call.........................

Well,

they say,

that "opposites attract".

I say,

that is complete,

and utter bullchit!



I mean,

come on...

unless you like,

someone,

who disagrees with you,

all the time,

whats the point.



I say,

"tomato",

you say,

"zucchini squash".



Actually though,

a tomato,

and some zucchini squash,

might be pretty damn good,

with the proper spices,

and I would definitely,

do it in a wok,

you could make some,

steamed rice,

and maybe,

add some meat,

unless your a vegetarian,

them of course,

you would not,

add meat,

im thinkin,

like some Teriyaki,

or Soy Sauce,

with maybe,

an onion,

and some,

hmmmmmmmm,

pea pods,

Ohhhhhhh yeah,

you gotta use pea pods,

if your gonna cook it,

in a wok,

and I wouldnt recommend,

buying frozen,

pea pods,

I would go for,

fresh pea pods,

and make sure,

there arent any,

brown spots on them,

cause that would just totally suck and..............................












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Ohhhhhhhhh,

and SUDDENLY EVERYONE,

is a talk show host!

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I mean really........................................

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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................

ONLINE LIVE with Shy Emo.............ty for the call..............

Its simple,

hes a man,

he has a limited capacity brain,

which only allows,

his brain,

to reside,

most commonly,

in the gutter.



Thats why,

men are,

much cuter,

when they,

are rich,

and dont talk alot!














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ONLINE LIVE with Hippie........ty for calling.........

Heres what cha do Hippie.

Get yourself,

a Bic Lighter,

and some,

gasoline.


Dip both,

of your hands,

into the gasoline,

then use the lighter,

and light,

BOTH of your hands,

on fire.

Let them burn,

for at least,

a half hour.



I can pretty much,

promise you,

that you will no longer,

have hairy knuckles.

Your welcome!










And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................

Ummmm, I already did this to my toes, remember (I do!)? And they kicked me out of honorary hobbit membership afterwards! Oh wait, they'll kick me out of neanderthal afterwards. That's a good thing, right? Ok, I'll do it!

Dear Abby sucks oh your so right she does suck every drop mmmm.



I don't think she meant it the way you think. Mind. Gutter. Heh heh
You missed me didnt you?.

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The new Frasier Crane of radio :)

The new Frasier Crane of radio :)



LOL

i have crabs n the shampoo isnt workin wtf do i do dr?


p.s its all ash's fault

The new Frasier Crane of radio :)
Awww i new you missed me i missed you as well hehe i'm so happy now.

LOL
"If you in need???"

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ONLINE LIVE with Johnny...ty for calling..................

You should be,

thanking Ash,

for the crabs.

Crabs are not cheap,

ya know?



Well,

lets see,

you could make some,

Crab Dip,

Cracked Crab,

Crab Kabobs,

Crab Salad,

Crab Stew,

Crab Juice,

Crap Appetizers,

Crab on the half shell,

Crab n Fruit Salad,

Crab Dipped in Chocolate,

Crab Ala King,

Crab Spritzers,

Crab Cobbler,

Mmmmm,

I looooooooove Crab Cobbler!

Crab Surprise,

Crab Cakes,

Crab Pie,

Crab On The Rocks,

Strawberry Crabaritas,

Crab Colata,

Grilled Crab,

Crab in Foil,

Baked Crab,

Broiled Crab,

Macaroni and Crab,

Crab and Meatballs,

Peanut Butter and Crab Sandwiches,

(on rye of course),

Crap Florentine,

Crusty Crab,

Krispy Crab,

Fried Crab,

Crab Chili,

Crab Parmesan,

Crab and Cheese,

Crab w/ Hot Bacon Dressing,

Chicken Fried Crab,

Crab On The Cob,

Crab...........................................................














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Dr Luv,

I was wrong where I shaved. Can I help it if I have big knuckles? And I moved to Bum Phuct Egypt, can I still get advice?


Don't you just hate it when that happens (confusion about where you are)?