dear luvlydoc,
if I fall in love with a woman...or a man...will you still luv me??

ONLINE LIVE with Turtle....ty for the call.............

Turtle,

I will love you,

every minute,

of every day,

that I am here on earth,

or in heaven!

Forever!



And you can take that to the back!








And saying goodnight for tonite, and we will be taking YOUR calls again tomorrow LIVE and ONLINE....................................

Dear Dr. Luv: My kids tell me that I can't go to the club with them. Do you think they're telling me that I'm too old to Partaay with them, or do you think that it's because I would embarass THEM?

Dr Luv,

I don't feel threatened anymore. Thanks for changing your pic!

ONLINE LIVE with Jamare...ty for the call................

I think they're nuts!!

Do you know the price,

of a cocktail these days?

If they brought you along,

(you being the eldest, in THAT group)

they could make you buy,

all the drinks,

and drink for free.

Come on kids,

use your head!!

MOMS BUYING!!!















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WARNING: DEARLUV2ROKNROLLBY IS NOT TO BE TAKEN "TOO" SERIOUSLY, EVER, BY ANYONE, AT ANYTIME!!

Thank you,

The management.

(I posted something today, that even "I" felt, after thinking about it for a bit, was too over the top, so I deleted it. I was not asked to do this, I chose to do so. For anyone who read it, I WAS kidding, and I know, it wasent appropriate, even for this crazy thread. My apologies.)

You tell me this after I make life altering decisions on your answers. Pffft. Are you going to get it!

Dear Doc,

WHY do people keep calling me.......

Two Faced????????

I love your replies, so sensible and funny at the same time Of course if anybody doesn't get your sense of humor, that's too bad for them, they're missing out on a good thing

Dear Doc,

I know that you know about boobs, I was doing a boob check on myself today, and one boob is slightly larger than the other its not disfiguring, I hardly notice it, is this normal

if i cheated on my taxes am i still a cool person?

ONLIVE LIVE with Hippie.....ty for the call................

I didnt say,

my answers,

should not be taken seriously!

I said,

my answers should not be taken.

"TOO" seriously!

And silly me,

I thought,

that all of the adults here,

understood this???




But,

apparently,

sometimes,

someone,

takes me "TOO" seriously,

and then, they get mad at me,

or get their feelings hurt,

and they never post here again,

and stay pizzed at me.

Either way,

it sucks!




And that is NOT,

what my show,

is intended to do.

It is for mutual fun,

and entertainment!

(And me occasionally,

raking someone over the coals.)

Why do I do that?

Because its my show,

and I can!



So if your hypersensitive,

pleasedont post here,

because its dangerous in here,

o.k?


















And taking YOUR calls ONLINE LIVE now................................

ONLINE with Grim....ty for calling............................

Ummmmmmmmm,

well,

this is a shot,

in the dark,

o.k?

I will admit,

out of all fairness,

that im not totally,

confident,

that this is your answer,

but im gonna take,

an educated guess.



Its probably....

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FRIGGEN FACE,

PAINTED ON THE BACK OF YOUR BALD HEAD,

YA DORK!!!

SO THEY CALL YA 2 FACED,

CAUSE YA GOT 2 FACES!



LIKE DUHHHHHHHHHHH!



YA THINK????????
















And graciously taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW............

ONLINE LIVE with Jamare..........ty for calling............

You say that now,

but,

what would you have said,

if I answered your question,

differently,

hehehe,

like I first did yesterday,

and quickly deleted it!


IT WAS A DOOZY!!

Even for me!
















And taking YOUR calls LIVE NOW..................................

ONLINE LIVE with Christine....ty for calling................

All woman,

have a "good" boob,

and a "bad" boob.



One is always larger,

than the other!



Some woman,

just go their life,

in denial,

of this fact.



While others,

like myself,

choose to have the "bad" one,

removed,

therefore,

no man,

will ever be able,

to see,

that one of my boobs,

is "bad",

therefore,

him favoring,

the "good" one,

and giving it,

all of the attention.



It completely eliminates,

favoritism,

which we all know,

is not fair.












And taking YOUR calls ONLINE NOW................................

ONLINE lIVE with Johnny....ty for calling................

Ummmmmmmm,

yeah Johnny,

your still "cool",

and all that,

but your not real smart!



You just announced,

on a "nationally syndicated",

radio show,

that you cheated,

on your taxes.



The IRS,

should probably,

be just about,

to your house,

by now.



Ill put some money,

on your books,

and write to you.














And time for a short intermission....please enjoy, "Barry Manilows Greatest Hits", while you wait.............

Ohhhhhhhh, Mandyyyyyy,

well you came,

and you gave,

without taking.

But,

I sent you away,

Ohhhhhhhhh, Mandyyyyyy, .................................

Hello Dr. Luv..., Last night I had the most horrid dream ever. Look Doc I'm going to just cut the muster here and just get to my point of question. After consuming a hardy meal for dinner I decided to hit the sack early, well Doc I could not have been sleep no more then two hours and sleeping very pleasantly I may add when all of the sudden my ex-wife {2} appeared in this dream with this wide smile on her face standing at a Bank teller window with my Income Tax Check. If I wasn't sweating full stream you would had thought I peed myself. Doc we have been divorce for over ten years now, what is this dream trying to tell me.

ONLINE LIVE with Alookat......ty for calling...............

Oooooooooooooooo,

you just fronted yourself off!

You havent read,

my latest book,

have you?

I dont even have to ask you,

cause I already know.

If you had,

you would not be asking,

this question!



This is my latest book,






In this book,

I describe,

in detail,

how,

"Your Dreams Dont Mean Crap".



Ex-wife...nothing.

Bank Teller...not a friggen thing.

Income Tax Check.....zilch, nothing, nada!



YOUR DREAMS DONT MEAN CRAP!

They dont symbolize crap,

they dont show you any hidden agendas,

they have nothing to do with your subconscious mind,

they reveal nothing,

they teach you nothing,

basically they arent worth crap!

A dream is just that,

a freaken dream,

and nothing more!


To further illustrate this to you...

Some examples, of some of my dreams..

1)I have brain eating Zombies on Meth, trying to make me smoke Meth with them, or they will kill me.
2)I am a Unicorn, and I dont like my horn, because it is too cumbersome.
3)I am having sex, with the most undesirable man, that I could ever possibly think of, and enjoying it.
4)My mother has murdered her husband, for the money he left her in his will, and made it look like a suicide. When I figure this out, confront her about it, she points a double barrel shot gun in my face, and blows me away.
5)I am a "Victorias Secret" Supermodel.(Need I say more on that one?)
6)I am lost, and cant find my way home, and cant remember where I live, and all I know is I am a famous Hollywood movie star.



With all that in mind,

trust me,

"YOUR DREAMS DONT MEAN CRAP".













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Wow-we Dr. Luv Your the best Ever.