Every woman's dilemma.

that is so not cool

Dear Doc..........HELP!!!!!!

I got alil change in my pocket...
goin jing-a-ling-a-ling........

But I don't know what to do with it!!!!!

i know just the girl

Dear Luvstorockenrollerby;

I broke up with my girlfriend. Turned out that sly azz biotch was
letting the plumber lay a lot of pipe over at her house. She was also taking quite a few package deliveries from the mailman, and her and the Matag repair man were sharing loads of wash. So I kicked her sorry butt to the curb.

Anyway I now have a new girlfriend. Problem is she called
1 800 put nout to start a new career and wants me to be her best customer. What should I do?

Since the doctor is out give me her phone number. I'll have a talk with her.

You asked!










And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................

ONLINE LIVE with Grim..........ty for calling..............



Dont give me no lines,

and keep your hands to yourself.









And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................

ONLINE with Mowtown...ty for the call.....................

Sorry to hear,

I was correct about the infidelity,

but now,

you actually have the opportunity,

to get a REAL girlfriend,

and instead,

you chose to hook up,

with a prostitute in training?!?!





Omg, I cant breath.



Hey,



GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!






























And taking YOUR calls lIVE and ONLINE..............................

Dear Johnny Cakes....try looking under Escort Service.....Prostitute is wrong for you honey bunny, wrong for two reasons...One you are a man and two, you are a hot man ...If I needed an escort, say for a wedding reception or maybe a business dinner, I would hire you in a heart beat babe...

You can dance can't you??!!!

see if i ever give you a holler

funny you should ask that yes n i can sing too

ONLINE LIVE with Johnny.........ty for your call..........



Since you already know,

that mostly all I do,

is give people chit,

on my show.

Yet, you repeatedly call me....


Ill tell you what.



You let me know,

which week, I can give you chit,

and which week I cant give you chit,

so I dont pizz you off, or hurt your feelings.

O.k?








And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................

ONLINE LIVE with Johnny.........ty for your call..........



Since you already know,

that all I do,

is give people chit,

on my show.

Yet, you repeatedly call me....


Ill tell you what.



You let me know,

which week, I can give you chit,

and which week I cant give you chit,

so I dont pizz you off.








And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................

i came here thinkin it was real help sheesh

ONLINE with Grim.............ty for calling................

Always no huggie
no kissie
till I get a
wedding ring











And taking YOUR calls NOW.........................................

ONLINE with Johnny..........ty for the call.......................

I do give real help Johnny!

I dont JUST give people chit here.



In fact I give both,

because im SO GIVING!



I give a little bit of help,

and a whole heap of chit.












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Satisfaction!!!!!