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Edited by
heavenlyboy34
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Wed 03/20/13 04:15 PM
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double post!
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Edited by
heavenlyboy34
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Wed 03/20/13 04:14 PM
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dear luv....how do I clone you so's I can have a copy of the world's awesomest chick for my own?    
Ummmmmm Heavenlyboy, dont you see the studio just exploded? But in answer to your question, perhaps cloning is not necessary... how much money you got, stock, bonds, property............livestock......... 
slightly over a thousand. 
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Dr Luv,
I get particularly excited whenever I see your picture. Whatcha going to do about it? |
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Dr Luv, I get particularly excited whenever I see your picture. Whatcha going to do about it? How much money you got? And taking your calls whenever the hayyyyyall I feel like it. |
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dear luv....how do I clone you so's I can have a copy of the world's awesomest chick for my own?
Ummmmmm Heavenlyboy, dont you see the studio just exploded? But in answer to your question, perhaps cloning is not necessary... how much money you got, stock, bonds, property............livestock.........
slightly over a thousand.
THATS NOT TRUE! My sources tell me that your livestock was taken away from you for......... ummmmmmmmmmmm well, you know what you were doing to them. *cough, cough* excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth...*AHEMMMMMMMMM* and you were fined all of your cash. So your flat azz broke!! And taking your calls when I quit barfing................... |
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Hell..., Opps I meant Hello Dr. Luv.., I've been calling your show for three months now and it seems to me that your avoiding my calls. Is it something I said or did for this to be happening to me ?
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Hello Dr Luv,
You have any fetishes I can take advantage of??
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Hell..., Opps I meant Hello Dr. Luv.., I've been calling your show for three months now and it seems to me that your avoiding my calls. Is it something I said or did for this to be happening to me ? Well, if you want the truth, its that horrid body odor of yours. Its so bad, I can smell it through the phone receiver. Might I suggest some Brut or Old Spice. Those are about your speed. And taking a few calls cause yall are lucky................... |
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Hello Dr Luv, You have any fetishes I can take advantage of??
My fetishes do not include gay men, so no, theres none of my fetishes that your gay azz can take advantage of. And taking calls until I get suspened......................... |
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5 days and no calls!
GOOD! I GET PAID EITHER WAY, SO SCREW YA ALL! I didnt feel like listening to people sniffle anyways today! And getting paid to take your calls, regardless of if you call or not...so neener, neener, neener..................................... |
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Dear Kitten,
I have a question, ahem, why is the private part us women have you know, oh what the hell I am going to say it anyways, the vagina  there I said it, why do men call it the honeypot?? I never did understand that, so what do ya think??
Sincerly just me 
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Dr. Luv... TWB is right...Inquiring minds want to know, and only you can give us the right answer
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Dear Dr Luv
Why do clowns SCARE me so much ? lol Is it because of all that DREADFUL makeup or maybe those gnashing FANGS ? Why can't they just be happy to wear that BIG SMILE .... 
lol 
KiK |
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Hello Dr. Luv...., Thanks for taking my call. In our last conversation you suggested that I should try using Old Spice or maybe Brut for a lingering smell that you assume fellows me around. Well Dr. Luv there not making those products anymore and I was wondering maybe I should just hang-out at a flower store to allow those scents to flow through my body. Whatcha think about that ideal Doc ?
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Dear Kitten, I have a question, ahem, why is the private part us women have you know, oh what the hell I am going to say it anyways, the vagina there I said it, why do men call it the honeypot?? I never did understand that, so what do ya think??
Sincerly just me
Let me ask, hang on. Nicky babe, why do they call the vagina a honeypot. Ok hang on, ohhhhhhhhhh what are you....oh myyyyyyy, mmmmmmmmmmm , yessssssss baby, oh yessssssssss babyyyyyyyyy, what, what, why did you stop? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh hes showing me his face. It looks just like its been dipped in honey. So there is your answer. Nicky honey, could you go back to doing what you were,,,,,,,yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................... And not taking any calls at this moment, cause im bussssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........................ |
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Hello Dr. Luv ..., ring., ring., ring., ring., ring., ring., ring., ****., click.
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Ring.., ring.. ring.. ring.. ring.. ring.. ring.. ring.. ring..ring.. what is going on ..., (Slams the phone down) click.
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Dr. LUV Im a perv and need to find a queen to help rule my Perv Kingdom, Any Ideas?
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Dr. Luv,
I wanna watch you. Urk wait, I mean I wanna wash you, really really wash you. The gay guy |
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