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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Edited by
jemare
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Sat 05/19/12 05:06 PM
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oh i wanna do this
for real i have a sweet a$$ im sure i can shake my money maker 
Geez Irish, after looking at the pic Roberta posted, and then your quotes.... I keep picturing you in that get up and in the Rocky Horror Show line up 
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oh i wanna do this
for real i have a sweet a$$ im sure i can shake my money maker
Geez Irish, after looking at the pic Roberta posted, and then your quotes.... I keep picturing you in that get up and in the Rocky Horror Show line up
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh babyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! |
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oh i wanna do this
for real i have a sweet a$$ im sure i can shake my money maker
Geez Irish, after looking at the pic Roberta posted, and then your quotes.... I keep picturing you in that get up and in the Rocky Horror Show line up
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for real i have a sweet a$$ im sure i can shake my money maker WORD!
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I'll be your.........manager!! LOL.
I know of a sweet little outfit you could slink around in! ROTFLMAO |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 05/20/12 03:43 PM
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I'll be your.........manager!! LOL. I know of a sweet little outfit you could slink around in! ROTFLMAO
Yeah, THIS ONE!!  
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 05/20/12 03:57 PM
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And taking YOUR calls NOW LIVE and ONLINE.......................
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby;
Yesterday I tried using your "Anti Monkey butt powder" right before I went to Taco Bell to get my weekly allotment of "Humongus beefy bean" burritos and Doctor Pepper. About two hours later I could swear rabid monkeys were flying out of my butt. Your "Anti Monkey butt" powder sux azz. I am sending the remainder of the can to Bum Fuc Egypt. Maybe they can use it to plug up cracks in the Aswan dam or something. By the way; can you spare a square? I seem to be stuck here without a roll. |
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby; Yesterday I tried using your "Anti Monkey butt powder" right before I went to Taco Bell to get my weekly allotment of "Humongus beefy bean" burritos and Doctor Pepper. About two hours later I could swear rabid monkeys were flying out of my butt. Your "Anti Monkey butt" powder sux azz. I am sending the remainder of the can to Bum Fuc Egypt. Maybe they can use it to plug up cracks in the Aswan dam or something. By the way; can you spare a square? I seem to be stuck here without a roll. stranded 
stranded on the toilet bowl
what do you do when your
stranded
and you aint got a rolllll?
To prove your a man
you must wipe it with your hand.
Standed
stranded on the toilet bowl
what do you do when your stranded
and you aint got a rolllllll?
Dont bother to call
just wipe your azz upon the wall
stranded
stranded oh the toilettttttttttt bowlllllllllllll!
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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Dear docluv2,
I am down hearted. What do I do to get back to my fun lovin side? Do I need some butt paste? |
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Dear docluv2, I am down hearted. What do I do to get back to my fun lovin side? Do I need some butt paste? Im downhearted too. Lets go get drunk, and cry on each others shoulders. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. |
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Since everyone seems to be "homophobic" about this post... I think we should talk about THAT! No one will post on it! And I believe there are underlying phobias causing that. Or are you just jealous that he looks better in lingerie, than you do?........................................... |
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Dear luvstorockandrollerby;
A waterbuffalo would look better in lingerie than I do. If I looked that hot wearing what he's wearing, I'd be out working the corner downtown and making a heck of a lot more money. |
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Dear luvstorockandrollerby; A waterbuffalo would look better in lingerie than I do. If I looked that hot wearing what he's wearing, I'd be out working the corner downtown and making a heck of a lot more money.
Yep! You AND Johnny! But I am curious to see, how many female waterbuffalo, the two of you would attract. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE......................... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 05/23/12 10:50 AM
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..................................
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