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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Dear luvstorockandrollerby:
Can you give me the street address for the headquarters of Kitten Home Security? |
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Dodo, just look for this kitty standing in front of a doorway, but be careful.... kitty doesn't have a hair ball, kitty has a hair trigger finger
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Dear luvstorockandrollerby: 
Can you give me the street address for the headquarters of Kitten Home Security?
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Dodo, just look for this kitty standing in front of a doorway, but be careful.... kitty doesn't have a hair ball, kitty has a hair trigger finger
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And we are............nevermind...........................
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Dodo, just look for this kitty standing in front of a doorway, but be careful.... kitty doesn't have a hair ball, kitty has a hair trigger finger
That assault cat won't have a chance against my little friend. Say Hello to my little friend: 
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Dodo, just look for this kitty standing in front of a doorway, but be careful.... kitty doesn't have a hair ball, kitty has a hair trigger finger
Or at least tthe living animals and children! And now a word from our sponsors................................. |
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Or at least the living animals and children!
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Or at least the living animals and children!
One dead assault cat coming up!
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I warned you.
Time to consult the literature: 
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Edited by
jemare
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Sun 05/27/12 08:08 PM
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This is my thought on all of this.... 
NONSENSE! Lets dance!! 
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE now.................... |
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<--thinkin its time to let this one die.
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Oh? Which cat do you want dead?
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Oh? Which cat do you want dead? <---THIS ONE!
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i need to go jerk off now
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Dear luv2,
I am going to start dating this Sep. Should I post a sign on my tongue? |
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Dear luv2, I am going to start dating this Sep. Should I post a sign on my tongue? >>>>>> Raising her hand... Ohhh Ohhh can I answer this one Dr. Luv? (grinning) Ahem...(clearing throat and trying to sound official, like in a REAL Dr.'s voice) Mr. OH52, If you post it on your tongue the only time women will see the sign is when you talk. For a clear, easy to see message... WRITE IT ON YOUR FOREHEAD. There, problem solved. Easy to see, hard to avoid and free advertising. And now a word from Dr. Luv's sponsors..... |
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Dear luv2, I am going to start dating this Sep. Should I post a sign on my tongue? >>>>>> Raising her hand... Ohhh Ohhh can I answer this one Dr. Luv? (grinning) Ahem...(clearing throat and trying to sound official, like in a REAL Dr.'s voice) Mr. OH52, If you post it on your tongue the only time women will see the sign is when you talk. For a clear, easy to see message... WRITE IT ON YOUR FOREHEAD. There, problem solved. Easy to see, hard to avoid and free advertising. And now a word from Dr. Luv's sponsors..... But I was going to walk around with my tongue hanging out. It would stand out better since it is bright red against my pale skin... 
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