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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.................................
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Good Morning Dr. Luv. I am going to a friend's first grandchild's baby shower later. I LUV this friend like a sister. I need to get a gift that won't show how jealous I am of her as I am still waiting for MY grandkids
 What sort of gift would you suggest?
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Good Morning Dr. Luv. I am going to a friend's first grandchild's baby shower later. I LUV this friend like a sister. I need to get a gift that won't show how jealous I am of her as I am still waiting for MY grandkids What sort of gift would you suggest?
I would get her a tee shirt that says, "im glad I wont look as old as a grandma, as my friends do". And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~[Commercial Break] ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~[Commercial Break] ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Are you jealous of your friend because she is expecting the arrival of her first grandchild while you are still waiting for yours? Are you in need of a baby shower gift that won't show how jealous you are? Then you need the Acme Uglifier Baby Photo Album! It looks like an ordinary cutesy photo album, but it contains a nasty surprise for the grandparent who uses it. When photos of the new grandchild are placed into the album, a secret formula goes to work, changing the photos so that the new grandchild is transformed from adorable to bug ugly. To demonstrate its effectiveness, the secret formula has been applied to the software used to add images to the profiles of male Mingle2 participants. See for yourself how well the secret formula works. The Acme Uglifier Baby Photo Album! Order online because it is not sold in stores. |
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Dr Luv,
I don't know what to do. George and I are both listless and need some spirits or something, any advice? A constant listener.... |
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Dr Luv, I don't know what to do. George and I are both listless and need some spirits or something, any advice? A constant listener.... I would say that you and George, invest in a vibrating butt plug, and that should liven up your sex life! If not, try a rubber chicken! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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Dr Luv, I don't know what to do. George and I are both listless and need some spirits or something, any advice? A constant listener.... I would say that you and George, invest in a vibrating butt plug, and that should liven up your sex life! If not, try a rubber chicken! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... But not a transgender rubber chicken, right?
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Dr Luv, I don't know what to do. George and I are both listless and need some spirits or something, any advice? A constant listener.... I would say that you and George, invest in a vibrating butt plug, and that should liven up your sex life! If not, try a rubber chicken! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... Is that rubber chicken supposed to be a hen or a rooster? |
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Do I look like a chicken expert??
I mean, reallyyyyyyyyyy! I understand that I am "The goddess of all knowledge, and no one knows more than me", but whats up with all the chicken questions? Ya wanna know about chicken, ask the Colonel! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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Hello once again Dr. Luv.., Well Doctor I slept on your answer over night to my problem about me being a compulsive lair and I've came to reason that maybe your right about me revealing these truths about myself to myself.., now Doctor can you please tell me how would I know when I'm not telling a lie when I think what I'm telling someone something that I think is the truth ?
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Hello once again Dr. Luv.., Well Doctor I slept on your answer over night to my problem about me being a compulsive lair and I've came to reason that maybe your right about me revealing these truths about myself to myself.., now Doctor can you please tell me how would I know when I'm not telling a lie when I think what I'm telling someone something that I think is the truth ? NICE TRY!! next riddle.............................. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
on
Tue 04/17/12 03:04 PM
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And now a word from our sponsors..................................
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Strap on,
strap off,
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby;
Is "The Strapper" available in chicken size? And will I need some extra "Handsys" to handle it? |
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby;
If a man shaves with a men's Schick, and if a woman shaves with a woman's Schick, then does a chicken shave with a chicken's Schick? [With apologies to Foster Brooks.] |
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<------sneaks in to give Luvstorockandrollerby a hug
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 04/18/12 02:28 PM
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby; Is "The Strapper" available in chicken size? And will I need some extra "Handsys" to handle it? What part of "Im not a chicken expert, did you not understand?". From now on, all questions concerning chicken, will be answered by my friend, "The Colonel" 
Perhaps you recognize him. 
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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<------sneaks in to give Luvstorockandrollerby a hug
How did you know I really needed one right now? 
Thanks Holly
I love you. 
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby:
Why do you employ this creature as your broadcast engineer? 
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