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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Tue 05/01/12 08:05 PM
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Now for a word from our newest sponsor:
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Dear luvstorockanrollby, I have to go into the dentist on Wednesday to get a couple of my back teeth pulled  now my dentist is handsome however having his fingers in my mouth is I would rather have something else in my mouth like a lollipop Now if pulling my teeth I know is going to hurt the pain the blood, a liquid diet all day I am going to say the big F word if he f!cks up, I don't think he will f1ck up, so my question is how do I deal with the anxiety issues with this procedure please enlighten me. god I am scared
Well as im sure you already know by now, they numb you so well, that they could pull ALL your teeth out, and you wouldnt feel a thing. Just be sure you dont let them put you to sleep, or you may end up with something more than a tongue depresser in your mouth! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? 
I know the answer, but im not telling you squat, ya whipper snapper! Now, go buy some of my chicken. I need a new Ferrari!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. |
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Dear luvstorockanrollby, I have to go into the dentist on Wednesday to get a couple of my back teeth pulled now my dentist is handsome however having his fingers in my mouth is I would rather have something else in my mouth like a lollipop Now if pulling my teeth I know is going to hurt the pain the blood, a liquid diet all day I am going to say the big F word if he f!cks up, I don't think he will f1ck up, so my question is how do I deal with the anxiety issues with this procedure please enlighten me. god I am scared
Well as im sure you already know by now, they numb you so well, that they could pull ALL your teeth out, and you wouldnt feel a thing. Just be sure you dont let them put you to sleep, or you may end up with something more than a tongue depresser in your mouth! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ Well I did just fine and I feel great, however I didn't get no lollipop
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby:
If your baby is... 
...then were you sober during the conception? |
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I have a quick question... Do you make private house calls when your not to busy at the radio station ?
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I have a quick question... Do you make private house calls when your not to busy at the radio station ? Of course she does. How else did she hook up with her baby's daddy? |
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Dear luvstorockanrollby, I have to go into the dentist on Wednesday to get a couple of my back teeth pulled now my dentist is handsome however having his fingers in my mouth is I would rather have something else in my mouth like a lollipop Now if pulling my teeth I know is going to hurt the pain the blood, a liquid diet all day I am going to say the big F word if he f!cks up, I don't think he will f1ck up, so my question is how do I deal with the anxiety issues with this procedure please enlighten me. god I am scared
Well as im sure you already know by now, they numb you so well, that they could pull ALL your teeth out, and you wouldnt feel a thing. Just be sure you dont let them put you to sleep, or you may end up with something more than a tongue depresser in your mouth! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ Well I did just fine and I feel great, however I didn't get no lollipop
NO LOLLYPOP!! Sue the basnastard!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I have a quick question... Do you make private house calls when your not to busy at the radio station ? Of course she does. How else did she hook up with her baby's daddy? Dodo is right. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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And now a SPECIAL word from Dr. Luv2roknrollby................
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ITS FINALLY HERE!!!
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Why should your pets get a free ride in life. Make them work for their food! In my new book, I will show you, step by step instructions, how to teach your pet, valuable skills, that will MAKE YOU MONEY! In my book, I explain how to teach your   
dog to talk, so that they can MAKE YOU MONEY telemarketing! Deliver newspapers, or work in an adult toy store!   
monkey to model, or be a professional chef, earning you BIG BUCKS!     
Who wouldnt pay to see your cats dance, and play "Hide and Seek", or pose nude for "Playcat Magazine?". 
Your frog breakdance!  
Your pig, do the jig, or star in "XXX" rated films! 
Or your turtle fly!   
Ill even show you how to teach your cat to break into places, and steal valuable items! 
And more importantly, how to NOT get caught!  
Play the piano, or work as a D.J. at the club,  
massage, or even do laundry! Buy my book today, and start BRINGING IN THE CASH DAILY, from your household pets. 
Just look at these satisfied and happy customers! You will be too, when you see your animals earning potential! So why wait? Get my book now, while they last! 
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................
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Dear luvstorockanrollby,
If olive oil is made out of olives, and if corn oil is made out of corn, then what is baby oil made out of? |
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Dear luvstorockanrollby, If olive oil is made out of olives, and if corn oil is made out of corn, then what is baby oil made out of? Ahhhhhhhh, your not gonna trick me. I know those kind of jokes, like, If you have nuts on your chest, you have chestnuts, if you have nuts on the wall, you have wall nuts, if you have nuts on your chin, you have chin.... NO, You have a **** in your mouth!! LOL!! Baby oil is made out of babies silly! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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Baby oil is made out of babies silly!
 
Dear luvstorockanrollby, If baby oil is made out of babies, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? |
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Baby oil is made out of babies silly!
Dear luvstorockanrollby, If baby oil is made out of babies, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?? GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE MADE OF HORSE MANURE, DUMBAZZ! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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Now for a word from our newest sponsor:
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Hello Dr. Luv..., thanks for taking my call. Dr. Luv I have a small problem with one of your many Sponsors..., and I was hoping that maybe you could intervene and help to expedite my purchase through this company. Here's the problem., I ordered two dozen boxes of girlscouts cookies in which to my surprise arrived at my home the very next day., the problem that I'm having is that they also offered free milk which was delivered the day after the first delivery and boy-O boy was that milk spoiled. So Dr. that's my problem that I'm having and I was hoping that maybe and can have them send me some fresh milk.., maybe even have the young lady that's in there advertisement deliver that fresh milk to me at home.
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