Hello Once Again Dr. Luv..., sorry about calling more the once today Dr. Luv and I'm well aware of your rules as well., but I must try to clear up this false rumor about me being a trader so please forgive me if it seems as though I'm out of order. First off Dr. Luv I'm not a trader but I must admitted I'm a liar at times and I'm trying my best to get help with this problem., as you surly well know Dr.Luv., there's not many treatment centers in my state that deals with opponent liar's. Now about me being called a trader I've never ever been to a porn shop in my life to trade favors.

ONLINE LIVE with Alookattrader...ty for the call.............

I thought LADYWIND was solving your problems now.

Pfffffffffffffft.
























And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................

OHHHHHHHHHHHH WE ARE TAKING A LOOOOOOOOOOOONG BREAK, SO I CAN LOOK AT THIS FABULOUS PHOTOGRAPH, SENT IN BY ONE OF MY
LOYAL LISTENERS, CHRISTINA,(muuuuuah, love you),
and touch my.............................

And yes Christine, you may join me!

you coulda just made that thing up on ur computer

*Annnnnnnnnd your on the air*


THIS SWINE NEEDS TO SHUT THE HELL UP, NOW HES ACCUSING ME OF MAKING MY OWN GRADUATION CERTIFICATE!

WHAT A FRIGGEN LOSER, I SWEAR.......


*GO TO COMMERCIAL...NOW........*

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Dear Dr. Luv.:

We already knew that your show is corny.
Did you really have to prove it with your last commercial?

*Annnnnnnnnnnnd were rolling...AGAIN!*

Yeah,

Ide sure like to get cornholed by Marilyn Manson..I mean, DAYYYYYYYYYUM, even I would pay for that.......................

*HOLY CHIT, TO COMMERCIAL...QUICK!*

LIVE and ONLINE with Dodo...ty for the call...

YOU GOT A DAMN PROBLEM WITH MY SHOW TOO LOSER??

WHY DONT YOU GO GET CORNHOLED??

CHECK THIS OUT JERK..............

*GO TO COMMERCIAL!! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOUR SHOW CANCELLED, OR WHAT??

NO! Im just really sick of the aholes that call here given me crap.

I am " THE GODDESS OF ADVISE AND NOBODY KNOWS MORE THAN ME" I dont have to take this crap!

And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................

Hello Dr.Luv..., I see that your not willing to help me with my problems any more and that your more the willing to cast me off to Ladywind who also seems to be ignoring me or maybe she took a sudden vacation on something. I'm one of your most loyal listeners and I've never called your call in show flaky so why am I being treated this way?

ONLINE LIVE with Alookat...ty for calling......

WARNING: THIS SHOW IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, OR PERSONALLY!

IT IS PURELY HERE FOR COMEDIC VALUE, MOSTLY MINE, LAUGHING AT MYSELF, AND OTHERS!

THANK YOU, Dr. Luv2roknrollby

Now, what ya got tigerhead?

Hello Again Dr. Luv...., I'll try to make this comment as quick as possible you heard the lyric's of this song before " I Need Some Satisfaction ".

My deepest and most sincere apologies, if I made you feel bad babe.

You know I love you dearly!

I dont mean to hurt ANYONES feelings, with this silly thread.

-Kitten

ONLINE LIVE with Alookat..ty for the call................

*Dr. Luv fakin it*

Of course I do,

I know EVERYTHING.



I need some satisfaction

guarenteed if your gonna be with me,

cause I may drool on you,

but im no fool,

for any of the non satisfying games that you play,

Ohhhhhhhhh yeah baby,

Uh huhhhhhhhhh

I can use a towel

but your nonsatisfying love aint no doubt

worse than any disgusting thing,

I could do, on your back, during sex

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh lemme tell your nonsatisfying butt this baby .......................