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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Hello Dr.Luv..., I see that your not willing to help me with my problems any more and that your more the willing to cast me off to Ladywind who also seems to be ignoring me or maybe she took a sudden vacation on something. I'm one of your most loyal listeners and I've never called your call in show flaky so why am I being treated this way? You know I love you dearly! I dont mean to hurt ANYONES feelings, with this silly thread. -Kitten  Ok Filling OH OH Oh Filling 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 06/07/12 11:38 AM
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Hello Dr.Luv..., I see that your not willing to help me with my problems any more and that your more the willing to cast me off to Ladywind who also seems to be ignoring me or maybe she took a sudden vacation on something. I'm one of your most loyal listeners and I've never called your call in show flaky so why am I being treated this way? You know I love you dearly! I dont mean to hurt ANYONES feelings, with this silly thread. -Kitten Ok Filling OH OH Oh Filling
Now sing the damn song with me... |
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Dr. Luv:
Are you the spawn of Mr. Noah Tall, or are you just someone with big ears 
and a bigger . . . 
"We interrupt this program with some breaking news . . . The Green Giant 
has filed a lawsuit against the maker of the corn holer. The Green Giant claims that the corn holer has interfered with the Giant's relationship with his latest love interest. 
Members of the legal profession say that the lawsuit is already ripe with jokes. We now return to regularly-scheduled programming, which is already in progress." |
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Dr. Luv: Are you the spawn of Mr. Noah Tall, or are you just someone with big ears
and a bigger . . .
"We interrupt this program with some breaking news . . . The Green Giant
has filed a lawsuit against the maker of the corn holer. The Green Giant claims that the corn holer has interfered with the Giant's relationship with his latest love interest.
Members of the legal profession say that the lawsuit is already ripe with jokes. We now return to regularly-scheduled programming, which is already in progress." 
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby;
Will the "cornholer" help in packing fudge? My girlfriend just told me to go pack some fudge. I think the relationship is starting to get serious. |
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby; Will the "cornholer" help in packing fudge? My girlfriend just told me to go pack some fudge. I think the relationship is starting to get serious. 
"Can a man really do that to himself?" |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 06/08/12 11:31 AM
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby; Will the "cornholer" help in packing fudge? My girlfriend just told me to go pack some fudge. I think the relationship is starting to get serious. Yes, it will. Just insert it anally instead of in an ear of corn, and use the hammer the same way you would on an ear of corn, and hammer the "Cornholer" deeply inside of your rectum. I guarantee you, not only will it pack your fudge, but it will also make it much less painful, when your girlfriend straps on for you. Not to mention, forever cure constipation. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby; Will the "cornholer" help in packing fudge? My girlfriend just told me to go pack some fudge. I think the relationship is starting to get serious.
"Can a man really do that to himself?" Not really alone. But with some assistance, the "Cornholer" can easily be hammered into the rectum. I suggest some lube also. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... |
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We interrupt this program for some breaking news. Camp Chippewa has undergone an emergency evacuation after a performance by the campers went awry. 
When asked why it happened, the camper leading the performance gave this response: 
That was enough to cause the people at the camp to run for their lives. We now return to our regularly-scheduled program, which is already in progress. |
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[After a long period of silence with neither commercials nor Dr. Luv . . .]
OK. Who changed the station on this thread? 
[Walks over to control knob and changes station back to the Dr. Luv Show.] |
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Dr Luv2,
With so many women on mingle I feel like a kid in a candy store. What am I to do? |
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Until the wise Dr gets here to advise you, I recommend you learn discernment. Some candy will look appealing, but will eventually poison you. Settle for one type of candy and ignore the allure of the rest.
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Sounds like sound advice to me maybe I'll use it when I find one better yet maybe she'll find me first.
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We interrupt this program for some breaking news. Camp Chippewa has undergone an emergency evacuation after a performance by the campers went awry.
When asked why it happened, the camper leading the performance gave this response:
That was enough to cause the people at the camp to run for their lives. We now return to our regularly-scheduled program, which is already in progress. 
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Dr Luv2, With so many women on mingle I feel like a kid in a candy store. What am I to do? NOTHIN! Candy is, like woman, VERY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH! I recommend, a sound, and smart, investment, in an inflatable barn yard animal. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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Sounds like sound advice to me maybe I'll use it when I find one better yet maybe she'll find me first. THATS IT IM DONE WITH YOU! Apparently you just cant remember that.... IM THE GODDESS OF ADVICE AND NO ONE KNOWS MORE THAN ME! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.......................... |
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Hello Dr. Luv ..., Dr. Luv it so happen I was just considering on making a very large purchase of those inflatable barn yard animals., do you really think this is a good investment for me at this time in my life ?
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Hello Dr. Luv ..., Dr. Luv it so happen I was just considering on making a very large purchase of those inflatable barn yard animals., do you really think this is a good investment for me at this time in my life ? No, not for you silly!! Your a damn tiger! You would claw those to shreds! And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah |
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