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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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GOT MILK?
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Hello Dr. Luv..., thanks for taking my call. Dr. Luv I have a small problem with one of your many Sponsors..., and I was hoping that maybe you could intervene and help to expedite my purchase through this company. Here's the problem., I ordered two dozen boxes of girlscouts cookies in which to my surprise arrived at my home the very next day., the problem that I'm having is that they also offered free milk which was delivered the day after the first delivery and boy-O boy was that milk spoiled. So Dr. that's my problem that I'm having and I was hoping that maybe and can have them send me some fresh milk.., maybe even have the young lady that's in there advertisement deliver that fresh milk to me at home. The Girl Scout Cookies, are NOT a sponsor on my show! You will have to take that up with Dodo, who continually thinks hes running things around here!  
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 05/12/12 10:40 AM
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GOT MILK?
 ALREADY DODO!
!!!!
I SEE YOU POST ONE MORE SET OF,
ON THIS SHOW,
IM CHOPPING OFF YOUR
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??
NOW COOL IT MAN!
Oh, nothing personal.
I JUST DONT WANT ANY VULGARITY ON MY SHOW!!
*The cameraman* OMGGGGGGG DOCTORLUV2ROKNROLLBY!! CUT TO COMMERCIAL, NOWWWWWWWWWW!! And now a word from our sponsors................................ HOLY CHIT!!................ Ummmmm we're still on!!....... annnnnnnnnnd commercial!..................... ARE YOU NUTS WOMAN?!?!?
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 05/12/12 10:55 AM
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STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT???
CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!! 
THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT, AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. *no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..............................
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Dear luvstorockanrollby:
Why are you opposed to the advertisement of milk and cookies on your show? Are you lactose-intolerant or just jealous? By the way, being that yours is an internationally-syndicated show, you cannot control what commercials that local stations choose to air. That's the price you pay for being internationally syndicated. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sat 05/12/12 01:34 PM
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We interrupt this program for some breaking news . . . International super celebrity Bugs Bunny has just tied the knot. 
The happy couple have announced that they will be starting a family shortly. It is certain to be a hare-raising adventure. We now return to regularly-scheduled programming, which is already in progress. |
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Dear luvstorockanrollby: Why are you opposed to the advertisement of milk and cookies on your show? Are you lactose-intolerant or just jealous? By the way, being that yours is an internationally-syndicated show, you cannot control what commercials that local stations choose to air. That's the price you pay for being internationally syndicated. Is that really true? THAT BASNASTARD!! |
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And taking YOUR calls, LIVE and ONLINE, and hearing Dodo's commercials NOW.............
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i wanna phuck n i dont care with who
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*Runs, not walks, right back out the door.*
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hm somehow i knew ud come with something
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i wanna phuck n i dont care with who REALLY? Then I suggest you open your local phone book, close your eyes, point to only one name, open your eyes, and see who it is, and what their phone number is... and then jerk off! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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What can I do about chapped lips?? I am talking about the one on my face, chapstick just isnt working, and I haven't been kissing anybody, I would understand it if I was, it could be from being out in the sun to much
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STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT??? CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!!
THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT, AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. *no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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What can I do about chapped lips?? I am talking about the one on my face, chapstick just isnt working, and I haven't been kissing anybody, I would understand it if I was, it could be from being out in the sun to much
Chapped lips, eh? Most of the severe cases of chapped lips, that ive seen, were caused by stretching the mouth, open, very widely, for extended periods of time, without enough lubrication, causing them to become cracked, and chapped. If you get my drift?? hehehe. So I would suggest that you, quit yawning so much, and use some vasoline on your lips. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. |
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STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT??? CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!!
THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT, AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. *no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt* 
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STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT??? CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!!
THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT, AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. *no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt*
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for real i have a sweet a$$ im sure i can shake my money maker WORD!
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