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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though...... Case in point. Not the answer I was looking for. We need an expert like Dr. Luv to solve these intricate problems. Unfortunately, 'The Man' has pulled her licence for a month for violating broadcasting rules, so answers are now given via The Magic 8-ball and the Hooked on Phonics monkey. Monkeys and eight-balls cannot solve my personal problems. We need Doctor Luv!!!!!!!!!!!! How about monkeys with eight balls? It depends. How big are these balls? Ummmm. Monkey sized. 
See? That's why we need somebody like Dr. Luv to solve these technical testical questions. 
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Hello Dr. Luv..., Well Dr. Luv I found love on a two way street then turned around and lost it on a lonely highway. My question to you Dr.Luv is .., should I just catch the next bus or should I hail a cab and call it a day. May I add Dr. Luv.., all of us here at work listen to your talk show everyday so I must say from all of us to you.., we say.., keep up the good work.
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*Wondering why I only hear dead air here.........*
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Because we are all standing by our radios eagerly waiting for the
real Doctor Luv to return. |
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 Where is the Doctor ?
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Unfortunately for us, she has been on a rather long vacation of sorts.
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..................................
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OMG! OMG! OMG!
Dear Luvstorockanrollerby; Thank God you are back! I have a terrible problem that only you can solve. The other day I cut myself shaving, in a very delicate spot, ( hey, porn stars do it, and I hear all the ladies like it), I got it all bandaged up pretty good and didn't lose anything major. Thing is right now I am chatting up this beautiful young lady in a local bar. And she seems really into me, which is something that don't happen to me too often. Anyway how do I explain to her that that big bulge in my front pocket is not what she thinks it is? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 04/10/12 07:13 PM
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OMG! OMG! OMG! Dear Luvstorockanrollerby; Thank God you are back! I have a terrible problem that only you can solve. The other day I cut myself shaving, in a very delicate spot, ( hey, porn stars do it, and I hear all the ladies like it), I got it all bandaged up pretty good and didn't lose anything major. Thing is right now I am chatting up this beautiful young lady in a local bar. And she seems really into me, which is something that don't happen to me too often. Anyway how do I explain to her that that big bulge in my front pocket is not what she thinks it is? The same way I explain my right tit... Psyche, April Fools, Neener, neener, neener, Oops, Dont judge a book by its cover, and... HEYYYYYYYYY, im starting a new fashion trend... GET OVER IT!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and online.............................. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 04/12/12 03:23 PM
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And now a word from our sponsors...................................
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby:
Does your show have difficulty attracting high-quality sponsors? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 04/12/12 08:41 PM
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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby: Does your show have difficulty attracting high-quality sponsors? What?? "Big, hairy, donkey balls bar and grill, "Summers Eve, and "The Cornholer", are not high quality sponsors??? And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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Hello Dr. Luv and welcome back..., I have been on this Mingle2 dating site for almost four years now and no one seems to want me what can I do about this problem ?
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Hello Dr. Luv and welcome back..., I have been on this Mingle2 dating site for almost four years now and no one seems to want me what can I do about this problem ? Well, we have discussed this before, remember? And I revealed, that you were a compulsive lier(look back some posts). Sooo, I would strongly suggest you stop lying. And taking you calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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Hello Dr. Luv and welcome back..., I have been on this Mingle2 dating site for almost four years now and no one seems to want me what can I do about this problem ? Well, we have discussed this before, remember? And I revealed, that you were a compulsive lier(look back some posts). Sooo, I would strongly suggest you stop lying. And taking you calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. I thought it was cause he kept eating people.  
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 04/13/12 11:22 AM
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Hello Dr. Luv and welcome back..., I have been on this Mingle2 dating site for almost four years now and no one seems to want me what can I do about this problem ? Well, we have discussed this before, remember? And I revealed, that you were a compulsive lier(look back some posts). Sooo, I would strongly suggest you stop lying. And taking you calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. I thought it was cause he kept eating people.
No. Generally speaking, most woman enjoy being eaten. just sayin. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. |
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Hello Dr. Luv and welcome back..., I have been on this Mingle2 dating site for almost four years now and no one seems to want me what can I do about this problem ? Well, we have discussed this before, remember? And I revealed, that you were a compulsive lier(look back some posts). Sooo, I would strongly suggest you stop lying. And taking you calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. I thought it was cause he kept eating people.
No. Generally speaking, most woman enjoy being eaten. just sayin. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. While that is generally true, most women prefer to have their limbs and vital organs still attached afterwards..... 
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Hello Dr. Luv and welcome back..., I have been on this Mingle2 dating site for almost four years now and no one seems to want me what can I do about this problem ? Well, we have discussed this before, remember? And I revealed, that you were a compulsive lier(look back some posts). Sooo, I would strongly suggest you stop lying. And taking you calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. I thought it was cause he kept eating people.
No. Generally speaking, most woman enjoy being eaten. just sayin. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. While that is generally true, most women prefer to have their limbs and vital organs still attached afterwards.....
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