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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Mom, its just like some days, I just dont feel TOTALLY FRESH, you know, down there. Its o.k. honey, ya smellin a little fishy, huh? Yeah mom, like rotten tuna. Whoaaaaaaaaaaa, you need some of this....and quick.... 
"SUMMERS EVE". MAKES YOU FEEL FRESH, YOU KNOW, DOWN THERE!
Oh yeahhhhh, ive heard of that mom, it makes you smell "fresh as a spring daisy, on a country lane, right? I dont know bout all that, but at least you wont smell like, low tide at "Venice Beach", or a dumpster, at a "Long John Silvers!!". Wow! Thanks mom!
"SUMMERS EVE". MIGHT NOT MAKE YOU SMELL LIKE A SPRING DAISY, ON A COUNTRY LANE, BUT AT LEAST, YOU WONT SMELL LIKE, ROTTEN TUNA! *not available in Bum Phuck Egypt* DearLuvtorockenrollby, This has me laughing my azz of so hard, that I can't find my azz, could you help me find my azz  
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Mom, its just like some days, I just dont feel TOTALLY FRESH, you know, down there. Its o.k. honey, ya smellin a little fishy, huh? Yeah mom, like rotten tuna. Whoaaaaaaaaaaa, you need some of this....and quick....
"SUMMERS EVE". MAKES YOU FEEL FRESH, YOU KNOW, DOWN THERE!
Oh yeahhhhh, ive heard of that mom, it makes you smell "fresh as a spring daisy, on a country lane, right? I dont know bout all that, but at least you wont smell like, low tide at "Venice Beach", or a dumpster, at a "Long John Silvers!!". Wow! Thanks mom!
"SUMMERS EVE". MIGHT NOT MAKE YOU SMELL LIKE A SPRING DAISY, ON A COUNTRY LANE, BUT AT LEAST, YOU WONT SMELL LIKE, ROTTEN TUNA! *not available in Bum Phuck Egypt* DearLuvtorockenrollby, This has me laughing my azz of so hard, that I can't find my azz, could you help me find my azz
OMG, I had the same problem, writing it! (at least you and I know good, gross, comedy). Oooooooooo, wait, I can see yours, its sneaking up behind you, WATCH OUT................................. |
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Dear Luv2.
There's this amazingly amazing person known as Kitten.. I don't think she loves me as much as she did. What do I do to get back in her good graces? Love. M. D; |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 02/23/12 03:03 AM
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Dear Luv2. There's this amazingly amazing person known as Kitten.. I don't think she loves me as much as she did. What do I do to get back in her good graces? Love. M. D; Well, seeing as she has been a musician all her life, it would help if you stopped trying to clown her about music trivia. She knows the damn song, shes done the damn song, she loves the damn song. Now your gonna come along, and tell her, she spelled "Boonedoggy" wrong, when that whole point of the post, is to tell everyone she loves them. So she frankly doesnt give a rats azz if "Boonedoggy" is spelled wrong,or not, since she quit writing "Including Boonedoggy" anyways, because now EVERYONE has to have THEIR OWN PERSONAL SEPARATE, I love you, or they say it doesnt count, which really makes me....................................................... Besides, Kitten doesnt make mistakes.(o.k. so I didnt know that "Randy Rhodes" ever played with "Quiet Riot", but come on, I was probably like 5 years old, and "Quite Riot" is the worse band ever!R.I.P. "Randy Rhodes", and "Kevin Dubrow"... but I mean really... come on feel the noise 
girls rock your boys???  
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Dear Luv2.
There's this amazingly amazing person known as Kitten.. I don't think she loves me as much as she did Impossible! If Kitten loved you any more, this is what would happen... 
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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Dear Luvtorockenrollerby . . .
. . . excuse me while I put down my drink . . . 
Now, here is my question: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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Interesting.... :O |
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Now, here is my question: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? *Luv2 screaming* OMG THIS MORON WANTS TO KNOW THE AIR SPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW??? GET ME THAT INFORMATION NOW!!! HOW WOULD I KNOW??? THATS WHAT I PAY YOU TO DO, YOU JACKAZZ!!! NOW GET ME THOSE NUMBERS, AND QUICK, OR YOUR ALL FIRED!! YOU HEAR ME??? FIRED!!!!! |
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Now, here is my question: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? *Luv2 screaming* OMG THIS MORON WANTS TO KNOW THE AIR SPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW??? GET ME THAT INFORMATION NOW!!! HOW WOULD I KNOW??? THATS WHAT I PAY YOU TO DO, YOU JACKAZZ!!! NOW GET ME THOSE NUMBERS, AND QUICK, OR YOUR ALL FIRED!! YOU HEAR ME??? FIRED!!!!! 25 mph. |
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Now, here is my question: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? *Luv2 screaming* OMG THIS MORON WANTS TO KNOW THE AIR SPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW??? GET ME THAT INFORMATION NOW!!! HOW WOULD I KNOW??? THATS WHAT I PAY YOU TO DO, YOU JACKAZZ!!! NOW GET ME THOSE NUMBERS, AND QUICK, OR YOUR ALL FIRED!! YOU HEAR ME??? FIRED!!!!! 25 mph. I think it's closer to 24 mph, but that depends if it's attached to a windshield or grille..... |
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25 mph. I think it's closer to 24 mph, but that depends if it's attached to a windshield or grille..... ..seriously?! I so just pulled that number out my ***... I don't even know wtf an unladen swallow is. xD |
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YES, OF COURSE I KNOW ABOUT SWALLOWING, YOU IDIOT!!
BUT NOT THIS KIND OF SWALLOW!! GEEEEEEEEEEZ! I THINK ITS A BIRD, OR A CRICKET, OR A MOUSE OR SOMETHING.... YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, LOOK UP THE AIR VELOCITY FOR A SWALLOWING MOUSE!! HURRY!!! |
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Edited by
Sin_and_Sorrow
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Thu 02/23/12 03:41 AM
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YES, OF COURSE I KNOW ABOUT SWALLOWING, YOU IDIOT!! BUT NOT THIS KIND OF SWALLOW!! GEEEEEEEEEEZ! I THINK ITS A BIRD, OR A CRICKET, OR A MOUSE OR SOMETHING.... YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, LOOK UP THE AIR VELOCITY FOR A SWALLOWING MOUSE!! HURRY!!! Eh.. *looks at his crew, everyone gives him the I've no ****** clue look and shrugs run rampant* ..5 miles per never? o.O ..Eh, maybe it depends on how fast YOU can throw it? o.o |
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Swallow---->
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YES, OF COURSE I KNOW ABOUT SWALLOWING, YOU IDIOT!! BUT NOT THIS KIND OF SWALLOW!! GEEEEEEEEEEZ! I THINK ITS A BIRD, OR A CRICKET, OR A MOUSE OR SOMETHING.... YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, LOOK UP THE AIR VELOCITY FOR A SWALLOWING MOUSE!! HURRY!!! Eh.. *looks at his crew, everyone gives him the I've no ****** clue look and shrugs run rampant* ..5 miles per never? o.O ..Eh, maybe it depends on how fast YOU can throw it? o.o YOUR WRONG, A SWALLOW IS A FISH. THATS WHY ITS CALLED A SWALLOW, IT SWALLOWS WATER. So its a trick question. ONLINE LIVE with Dodo David...............ty for calling............ The answer is, 0 mph, because a fish cannot achieve air velocity speed. Thank you, Good bye! Thats all for our show tonight, see you bright, and early (phuck, I hate this job)in the morning. Good night! *And 3, 2, 1, and your off the air* I WANT A FRIGGEN RAISE! THEY DONT PAY ME ENOUGH TO GO THROUGH THIS HELL OF A TALKSHOW. I MEAN REALLY, SWALLOWS, QUIET RIOT, KEVIN DUBROW, ITS ALL BAD, ALL BAD I TELL YA! *leaves slamming the door* |
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Fish with air speed velocity ----->
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Now for a public-service annnouncement from Camelot:
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour, beating its wings 7-9 times per second (rather than 43). But please note that a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut. (Info Source) |
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Now for a public-service annnouncement from Camelot:
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour, beating its wings 7-9 times per second (rather than 43). But please note that a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut. (Info Source) Of course they can't carry a coconut. The don't have arms or a basket or a truck. They don't even have pockets! 
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Dear Luvtorockenrollerby,
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*knocks on door*
Hey Roberta :) Mind if i borrow...............? Oh, she's not here. *leaves* |
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