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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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@ Roberta, When you come back, you can have my e-mail address if you want. Love you. Don't do anything silly, cos i'm worried about you. Ok? Love ya. I'm taking a break too. *Goes back to sleep* |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 02/28/12 05:37 AM
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Dear Dr. Luv, Can you please solve one of the greatest mysteries of all time? 
This is an "PG" rated program, so im not at liberty to discuss, the amount Chucks wood. I would think it best, to ask Chuck, because im sure, he would be the one with the most, knowledge, about his wood. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
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Dear Dr LUV, Dr, Dr Give me the news...... I got a bad case of.... Blue Suede Shoes... I can't get no Girlie action.... Just some Puerto Rican girl die'n to meet me......... I've tried to Jonnie B Good..... but I'm Runnin with the devil...... on the Dark side........ runnin on empty........ Into the night......... My My My serpentine... is bad company..... and I'm at the end......... of a long and winding road........ should I keep Ramblin on.... on a steel horse I ride......... or........ should I lay down n die..... in the still of the night?????? wait, hold the line, your making me dizzy, and my head is spinnin, and im never gonna let you go, cause im still in love with you, but this sounds like, the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend. Try walkin the dog, and if you dont know how to do it, ill show you how to walk your dog. Yiiiiiiii Yiiiiiiii Yiiiiiiiiii Yiiiiiiiiiii Yiiiiiiiiiiii!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE.......................................... |
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SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT THE DEARLUV2ROKNROLLBY SHOW IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. THE SHOW WILL RESUME AGAIN, AT ITS REGULARLY SCHEDULED TIME, WHEN THE CAUSE OF THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES IS LOCATED. THANK YOU, THE MANAGEMENT Hey, babe, found the problem.... AL PACHINO IS OUTSIDE WEARING A CATSUIT AGAIN!!! |
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Hello Dr. Luv I have one question to ask of you.., is your personal company more important then your listing audience and if so why ? Hang on Alookat, hehehe, stop that, im on the air, Ok, now about your ques..... hehehehehe that tickles, stop, im doing a live radio show right now, Are you still there Alookat? Ouchhhhhhhhh, stop that, you actually bit me! No I dont find that erotic! Look im bleeding.......... Ok, about your question ALook,,,,,,,im sorry, im,,,,,,,,,,,,,, COULD SOMEONE GET ME SOME MORE COFFEE? I NEED SOME MORE COFFEE!!! Now, Im sorry, I forgot, your question again was....... LUNCHBREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Come on lets hit Subway. Im in the mood for a big fat B.M.T. Sandwich with mustard, and some of those salt and vinegar chips too, and I dont know about you guys, but I gotta have alot of oil and vinegar on my Italian Sub, OH, OH, OH, and parm. cheese, but you have to ask for that special or they dont put it on there, makes entirely no sense to me, that they wouldnt put parm cheese on an Italian Sandwich without you having to ask them.............................................................. |
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The woodchuck chucked only one piece of wood before getting caught.
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The woodchuck chucked only one piece of wood before getting caught.
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And now a word from our sponsors.....................................
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Mom, its just like some days, I just dont feel TOTALLY FRESH, you know, down there. Its o.k. honey, ya smellin a little fishy, huh? Yeah mom, like rotten tuna. Whoaaaaaaaaaaa, you need some of this....and quick.... 
"SUMMERS EVE". MAKES YOU FEEL FRESH, YOU KNOW, DOWN THERE!
Oh yeahhhhh, ive heard of that mom, it makes you smell "fresh as a spring daisy, on a country lane, right? I dont know bout all that, but at least you wont smell like, low tide at "Venice Beach", or a dumpster, at a "Long John Silvers!!". Wow! Thanks mom!
"SUMMERS EVE". MIGHT NOT MAKE YOU SMELL LIKE A SPRING DAISY, ON A COUNTRY LANE, BUT AT LEAST, YOU WONT SMELL LIKE, ROTTEN TUNA! *not available in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby;
Every Friday I go to my favorite restaurant cause they serve great fish tacos, and all the waitresses have great, uh, personalities. Last Friday I noticed that my fish taco had a hair in it and also had the pleasant odor of a summers day instead of the normal fishy smell. Is one of the waitresses trying to put a move on to me? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 03/05/12 08:53 PM
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby;<--- 
Every Friday I go to my favorite restaurant cause they serve great fish tacos, and all the waitresses have great, uh, personalities. Last Friday I noticed that my fish taco had a hair in it and also had the pleasant odor of a summers day instead of the normal fishy smell. Is one of the waitresses trying to put a move on to me?
No. What I think actually happened is, your waitress was carrying out the lunch plates, and she dropped a taco off of your plate. Her hands were full of plates... sooooooooo, I think she used her coochie la la, to pick up that taco, brush it off, and put it back on your plate. And taking YOUR calls LIVE ........................................ |
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Dear Luvstorockenrollerby;
It seems you have been "off the air" for quite some time now. Please come back soon as folks like me with luv problems are in dire need of your very helpful and entertaining advise. For example, right now my best girl is in jail for nothing more than having a really bad farting episode at the opera after eating a rather large meal of Thai food. I want to send her a file baked in a cake, but I need to know if it should be chocolate marble or New York style cheesecake. |
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Edited by
ujGearhead
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Sat 03/10/12 04:52 PM
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though......
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though...... Case in point. Not the answer I was looking for. We need an expert like Dr. Luv to solve these intricate problems. |
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though...... Case in point. Not the answer I was looking for. We need an expert like Dr. Luv to solve these intricate problems. Unfortunately, 'The Man' has pulled her licence for a month for violating broadcasting rules, so answers are now given via The Magic 8-ball and the Hooked on Phonics monkey. |
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though...... Case in point. Not the answer I was looking for. We need an expert like Dr. Luv to solve these intricate problems. Unfortunately, 'The Man' has pulled her licence for a month for violating broadcasting rules, so answers are now given via The Magic 8-ball and the Hooked on Phonics monkey. Monkeys and eight-balls cannot solve my personal problems. We need Doctor Luv!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though...... Case in point. Not the answer I was looking for. We need an expert like Dr. Luv to solve these intricate problems. Unfortunately, 'The Man' has pulled her licence for a month for violating broadcasting rules, so answers are now given via The Magic 8-ball and the Hooked on Phonics monkey. Monkeys and eight-balls cannot solve my personal problems. We need Doctor Luv!!!!!!!!!!!! How about monkeys with eight balls? |
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though...... Case in point. Not the answer I was looking for. We need an expert like Dr. Luv to solve these intricate problems. Unfortunately, 'The Man' has pulled her licence for a month for violating broadcasting rules, so answers are now given via The Magic 8-ball and the Hooked on Phonics monkey. Monkeys and eight-balls cannot solve my personal problems. We need Doctor Luv!!!!!!!!!!!! How about monkeys with eight balls? It depends. How big are these balls? |
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though...... Case in point. Not the answer I was looking for. We need an expert like Dr. Luv to solve these intricate problems. Unfortunately, 'The Man' has pulled her licence for a month for violating broadcasting rules, so answers are now given via The Magic 8-ball and the Hooked on Phonics monkey. Monkeys and eight-balls cannot solve my personal problems. We need Doctor Luv!!!!!!!!!!!! How about monkeys with eight balls? It depends. How big are these balls? Ummmm. Monkey sized. 
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Considering the known issues with flammable gases, I think it may be best to refrain from devices that could potentially create a spark. May I suggest a strong acid disguised as a douche instead? It may be best to warn her ahead of time though...... Case in point. Not the answer I was looking for. We need an expert like Dr. Luv to solve these intricate problems. Unfortunately, 'The Man' has pulled her licence for a month for violating broadcasting rules, so answers are now given via The Magic 8-ball and the Hooked on Phonics monkey. Monkeys and eight-balls cannot solve my personal problems. We need Doctor Luv!!!!!!!!!!!! How about monkeys with eight balls? It depends. How big are these balls? Ummmm. Monkey sized.
See? That's why we need somebody like Dr. Luv to solve these technical testical questions. |
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