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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"I am in unervisty studing science."
Not English?? |
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"my lip gross poppin." Maybe you should see a doctor. OMG, Lex. THAT has to be the funniest response I have seen you make to one of the profiles you find. 
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"my lip gross poppin."
Penicillin. |
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"I am of the stars...earth is a passing port that I enjoy enormously"
I'll let you know next time Hale Bopp comes around. |
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"I am a unique person and have little idea on how to put myself into words."
Not as unique as you might think. |
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"i need man.... i'm weird and smelly,ejkfwghjqL W,FJYGHH.GVWQDV JGXQUDSAV JGHEQINPGSDF RQGNW QYNGFERQ NGFDW
...and narcoleptic. |
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"I'm very creative and would love to meet someone of the same mold."
Very creative, and want somebody who is created in mass quantities? |
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"Profession: self employer"
What kind of work do you do for yourself? Do you pay yourself rather well? |
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"I live in Roswell, but I am a New Yorker. Have lived here for about 11 years, and moved here from Florida."
Either triplets, or maybe schitzo |
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Edited by
IntelligentDesigner
on
Tue 07/21/09 07:33 PM
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"also if u are lookinf 4 an intimate encounter plz do not hit me up unless u just want to be friends"
Those are called friends with benefits...but hey, at least they're not strange men looking just for intimate encounters. |
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"I like Horse and Moto."
Sounds like a law firm. |
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"i can not say why i am unique coz I think that the man that will like me will perceive what do i have as unique."
If he understands that, he will be unique. |
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"I´m blond, like nature."
Nature is blond? |
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"I feel this is a good way to find interesting people..at least it is a big universe!"
Not sure what one has to do with the other, but OK.... |
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"It's difficult to talk about myself because I like the unexpected."
You know what's REALLY unexpected? Somebody not tiptoeing around the issue in every profile and just saying something about themselves! |
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"I don't want someone who is takes longer than i do to get ready to go somewhere."
Without some sort of statistical data, this is a useless qualifier. |
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"I live in Brazil, but I work in suriname as gold mine."
Oh, so you are a gold mine. I bet the pointy pickaxes hurt, huh? |
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"The best think to do is be cool."
Oh, look, it's Elmore Leonard. |
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"drive books im realy expressfuly."
Gotta love those drive books. |
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"I like Horse and Moto." Sounds like a law firm. Did you get this from RenegadeAmish.com ? |
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