"I like to ntalk to butface. need to find a real bf not this bullsh*twannabbee. love tacos and i need to understand life better,I AM UNQIYE BECAAUE I WORK lot. i need to find away to meet someone!!"

Believe it or not, I've got the same problem.

* psst *

Lex. 99% of the people FROM this planet don't know the order in which words are supposed to be placed. LOL

"ALSO CURSING LANGUAGE REALLY TURN ME OFF"

I'm ok with the cursing but the yelling really makes me flinch.

"Life for me has been a healthy balance being the Libran that I am."

I don't know how being a librarian gives you balance, but what does a Piscean know, really?

"I have business savvy and also great appreciation for most of the arts. Romantic comedies are my favorite. "


I don't think, when I think of the arts, that I generally think of romantic comedies.....

"I would like to meet someone by September 19th my nieces wedding I need a dance partner maybe more? "

And they say there's no timeline for love.

"Have rebelled against convention, & am now seeking to meet my most resonant, life partner, and birth love"

I don't know if I'm resonant, but I can do the conga.

"I loocking for good time my passion is play swimming and haven good time.if you are want to have fun with me call me and you make me happy and we can go out some time ? am very hot person and I love play new game . only thing on the game make me feel so good and I love to tray new games if you know some good games make me hot and if you want to share or talk send me back and we share ideas or we can put on practise."

I don't know about anyone else, but Scrabble always gets my motor running


(Had to throw this one in here, since the guys don't get represented much :) )

"i LOVE COOKING WILD LIFE POLITICS AND VERIOUS PAPER CRAFTS."


Yeah, cook me up a big bowl o' them there wild life politics. Yum.

"I like 2 have females for company and fun and everything."

Well, so do I, but you don't see me whining about it in public.

"I am a 32 year old young woman who seeks a companion for which theword to like with a direction in order to live a durable and sincererelation."

It's good to know what you want. It would be better if it made sense, but you can't have everything.

have cow, will MOO-ve!

"i am a swim suit model i have won the beuty contest 6 years in row but whos counting well me and the judjes are."

I'm assuming there's no "Spelling Competition" involved....

"If you have good appetite, come to make me a sign!"

OK, here's a sign:

WHERE'S MY DAMN DINNER??

"I like to eat and watch tv when it rain."

Good thing you don't live in the desert.

"hi, am an easy-going Italian girl, been single for a while now but am starting to miss something...(my gay flatmate is not enough anymore...)"

They never are, are they....?

"I am a human with good manners and sense of humor."


Good, because I've had it up to here with those damn Cybermen.

"The world is unique, so everybody in the world is unique. Everybody's life is unique, so his or her friends are unique. Sometimes uniqueness means beauty!"

And sometimes you should get yourself a dictionary.

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Look, it's the cheat code for Aardvark Slayer 2....!

"to be honest i really dont know what to put in this space, it seems like anything i think is overrated."

Rather convoluted way to put it, but I think I'd agree....