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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"I am greatness! I am, but not conceited enough to be serious about proclaiming it!!" So you're just humble enough to not be serious, but proclaim it twice? Huh? I don't get it. Actually....I kinda DO get it. I resemble that remark. |
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"I believe in balance not looking for a Prince on a white horse just a good guy."
I'm still confused about the horse. Requirement? Not a requirement? Wait a minute... !! She's looking for a Prince on a good guy? 
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"This is my first time of trying to get into not just a relationship but a serious one which GOD shall lead into marriage on the internet."
I'm not religious or anything, so I'm no expert, but figure God would prefer you get married in a church. |
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"This is my first time of trying to get into not just a relationship but a serious one which GOD shall lead into marriage on the internet." I'm not religious or anything, so I'm no expert, but figure God would prefer you get married in a church. But for only $79.95 I'll be happy to perform the ceremony for you. |
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"I KEEP IT 100 24/7 365."
My thermostat doesn't even go up that high. |
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"I KEEP IT 100 24/7 365." My thermostat doesn't even go up that high. I think that's the new code for " I'm actually a sociopath that wants to make you completely miserable " |
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"I am a great chef.Then I will eat and be full.Then I will eat and be full.Then I will eat and be full." I don't think you need a guy at all.  wtf?
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i don't ever look at profiles.........why should i when i can read stuff like this!!!!!!
 all of you crack me the heck up!!!!! you guys aren't just makin this up are ya? this exists???? sad...sad...sad.....
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"Profession:Stedemt."
Get more learmed and check back later. |
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"my gold in life is to be a good person and a good wife."
What's your magnesium in life? |
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"I am an easy going girl looking for my night and shinning!"
Wait till it's dark out and bang your shins. That should cover it. |
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"Blank for a reason."
You don't have to explain it to me, I already know. |
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"A thickmadam looking for real mean that knows what they want."
How mean are we talking here? |
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"Hello there,I am a German and french mix. Very attacktive to some."
That would be the German. |
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"Just get to know me is the best description."
In what way is that a description? |
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"Lets play....oxoxo."
I don't know that game. Does it involve an ox? |
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"I am a girl. I live with a cat. Sometimes I wear sneakers. These are things I know for sure. My perfect match likes cats. And girls in sneakers." I actually just posted this one because I really liked it. At the very least, ya know she's relatively easy to please. lol I really like it too. Maybe she knows exactly who she is and exactly what she wants and needs. |
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"i really like hicks....but i really like trouble makers to."
Tough choice, huh? |
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"I do a lot of the crab fishing offshoer."
Where do they get their little crab shoes? |
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I've never clicked on this thread before. Funny stuff! |
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