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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"looking for faithful dark brown eyes with fire in brain."
That's usally not a good sign. |
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"It's pretty hard to try and describe one's self accurately to a computer and hope to do a good enough job to attract another person."
But imagine if you had to do it the other way around. |
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"im inelligent wise and am excited about going to college."
I think the word you want is "inelegant." Although I'm not sure that's a word and I don't see what it has to do with college. |
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"my husbin who is know longer with us did virbale."
Is that good or bad? |
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"i am a 37."
I'm not familiar with whatever rating scale you're using. |
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"my husbin who is know longer with us did virbale." Is that good or bad? But not oral... |
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LEX!!! I have seen it ALL now!!!
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"looking for faithful dark brown eyes with fire in brain."
That's usally not a good sign. See... now the eyes and the brain aren't usually the part of the body having problems heating up and becoming unfaithful... |
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"I am an animal lover have a little pomeranium..." You know, they use that stuff to make nuclear warheads. I have heard of a lot of mixed breed dogs...but I have never heard of a Pomeranian being crossed with a Geranium. |
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"If you a jerk dont bother to say a word to me."
Ok, but what's the word? |
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"If you a jerk dont bother to say a word to me." Ok, but what's the word? It's almost always "axolotl." |
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"hey i like music and other stuff like that."
What exactly is 'like' music but not music? Hog Calling? |
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"If you a jerk dont bother to say a word to me." Ok, but what's the word? Oh, you just gotta let me know who this is, I love busting on this type of person, please please please, I wanna play jerky boi!! |
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"hey i like music and other stuff like that." What exactly is 'like' music but not music? Hog Calling? Yodeling, or one of those wooden things that makes duck noises. |
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"If you're like me, writing this description is almost enough to make you close the browser window and pick up a good book."
Ironically, reading it elicits almost the same desire. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Wed 07/15/09 11:56 AM
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"If you a jerk dont bother to say a word to me." Ok, but what's the word? Oh, you just gotta let me know who this is, I love busting on this type of person, please please please, I wanna play jerky boi!! Can't tell you! But I can tell you it's from another site where the fishing is good. |
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"If you a jerk dont bother to say a word to me." Ok, but what's the word? It's almost always "axolotl." Damnit. Yet another place where I can't use the word "axolotl". |
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I was seriously thinking of writing a book based on me sending out weird or bizarre e-mails to women on dating sites and publishing the responses, but several women already called me a jerk and that I hurt their feelings, even though I was trying to be careful.
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"Let me start by saying I do not look like this everyday nor is it a desire of mine to do so."
I understand. When the moon is full....... |
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"i have to kids one boy, one girl both from pervious relationship "
As long as it's between consenting adults, I don't care how pervious you get. or Previous relationship. Really? Not one from the near future? |
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