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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"no use drug do you use drugs no mkkshfnciluhfviuhnkjncbnhgfhgghfgnfbghfnfghbgnbvngjbhnbgcnjngngh
mnhnvbncmnbvnccbnbnbbnbcnvbnnbmbnhgjugyghgdfgsdgffhhytuhfghhghfh fghghfgh ghgfhgfhfghfghfghfghghdhdfdfhfg" I find your claim hard to believe. |
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"im a barmaid for the local royal naval association."
I think somebody's yanking your chain. |
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"im inelligent wise and am excited about going to college."
Well, good luck with that. |
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"I LOVE TO WATCH A GOOD MOVIE AND SNUGGLE UP ON THE COACH."
Does he ever just push you off and tell you to leave him alone? |
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"i love chips everything with sharph things and sweets sweets."
You sound dangerous. |
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"I am an interesting person, looking for someone to exchange ideas and opinios."
Again, those are right next to the Cheerios. |
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"I LIKE HEAR MUSIC,
I LIKE TO DANCE , I LIKE TO READ - I LOVE TO DANCE EVERY TIPE OF MUSIC OK I LOVE TO HAVE MY OUN SCHOOL BECAUSE I´M A PRE-SCHOOL TEACHER AND ALSO I WANT TO BOUTH A CAR." They're really slacking off on those teaching requirements, aren't they? |
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"aI am cutre din funny and gogreous and sexy."
Yeah, you're the most gogreous person I've ever seen. |
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"starting the 3rd quarter of my life in a new job, new country."
We're breaking it down by QUARTERS now? |
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"Because of a stalker. I lose my profile till i solve the problem."
I know, stalkers are always stealing my profile, too. |
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"starting the 3rd quarter of my life in a new job, new country." We're breaking it down by QUARTERS now? Are we going to be getting a two minute warning now as well?? |
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"starting the 3rd quarter of my life in a new job, new country." We're breaking it down by QUARTERS now? Are we going to be getting a two minute warning now as well?? Let's hope so. The problem is, since we don't know how long we're going to live, how can you designate accurate fractions? And at what point does it become necessary to say "Now that I'm in the 49th 64th of my life...."? |
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"i,m no looking soo good and i, have goo heart."
You might want to see a doctor. |
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"Hey, everything clearly?"
I wouldn't say that. Your use of adverbs is rather disconcerting. |
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"i,m no looking soo good and i, have goo heart." You might want to see a doctor. A heart made out of goo ?? Just what Im lookin for. Mine's made out of mush. |
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"Only missing someone to admire the full moon together."
You've got someone for all the other phases? |
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"1. I am a writer. Everything I do might become the next story or part of a novel:-)"
Oh good, a whole book about people copying other people's dating site profiles. |
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"Would be wonderful, to find a handy man or a potter."
Yeah, if you're in the 17th century. |
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Sat 02/06/10 05:35 PM
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"starting the 3rd quarter of my life in a new job, new country." We're breaking it down by QUARTERS now? Are we going to be getting a two minute warning now as well?? Let's hope so. The problem is, since we don't know how long we're going to live, how can you designate accurate fractions? And at what point does it become necessary to say "Now that I'm in the 49th 64th of my life...."? Well...they say that " Life begins at 40..." So that would probably be when we should start breaking it down into larger fractions....lmao |
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