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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"Enjoy being outdoors. Like to explore. I like all kinds of music. I have an open mind. jdsf;lkjsdf;lkasj;lkasjdfl;kdsaf;lkdsj;lkas;lkasj;lksa;lskaj;lska;lsdajfl;skaj;lksadj;lskdjl;ksdjl;skdjf;lsadkjflsak;djfls;kdafjsld;fksld;kjsl;dkjsl;dkjs;dlkjsdfl;kl;kdsfl;dskf;lsdfkdsf;lkjf;lkjsd;lkfjsdl;kfjsdl;kjfl;skdfl;skdfjsdl;fkjfdsl;kjfdsl;kjdfsl;kjds "
Maybe you should keep it shut when you're not using it. Looks like it's spilling out all over the floor. |
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"I make romance awkward"
Trust me. I don't need any help in this area. |
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its always best when chicks have a 1-2 line profile and somewhere in there they manage to put dont message me for sex. ok no ones gonna message you for sex, but do you think someone is interested in you for your personality based on your effortless 1-2 sentences? idiots.
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"I am a woman who drives a car to work."
That would be impressive if this were.... say.... 1910. |
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"I like music. I have a big dog, a desert tortoise, and 2 birds.
i like to play. It keeps saying my description field is too short. " I think I'm going to have to agree. |
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"When we make friends it is easy but found the half of orange is dificult. Why?"
Dog ate it? I'm stumped. |
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"I am inteligent,staber, interesting, usually nice person."
Except when you're stabbing someone. |
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"My nick name is gyhjkl;dzfgcjybhnk;ml."
I don't even want to think about your REAL name.... |
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"everiting to do pleace I vant to look so cool end very very interesting.thanks.but ai thinks that this photo will be very very good if i go tu cange a hair eye mouth."
Too much work. Just hold up a fish. |
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"who knows what is proper description? so subjective...so, i'll just wonder: what is proper description? what is proper description? what is proper description? what is proper? what is? what?"
"Feeble Attempts at Evasion," Volume 3, page 411. |
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"You`ll have to ask everything that you want to know about me .Then,I`ll tell you all about my interests,hobbies, and you`ll find me unique."
Except for the "you'll have to ask" part. Everybody does that. Ooooops. |
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"everiting to do pleace I vant to look so cool end very very interesting.thanks.but ai thinks that this photo will be very very good if i go tu cange a hair eye mouth." Too much work. Just hold up a fish. 
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"love shop!!!!"
B-52s rule, baby. |
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"I have tree children."
I wasn't kidding about that stem cell thing. |
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"my lip gross poppin."
Maybe you should see a doctor. |
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"Im a very sweat and down to earth person at the moment im in school and working full time trying to do me."
Maybe that's why you sweat. |
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"Im a very sweat and down to earth person at the moment im in school and working full time trying to do me." Maybe that's why you sweat. At least her chances of rejection are minimized. |
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"I LOVE HAGGIN OUT W MY FRIENDS."
Sounds like a fun bunch. Have you guys ever been in "Macbeth"? |
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"I`m tall, light brown in complection, brown eyes, black hair and small feet."
Not good enough. I need an exact shoe size. |
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"I am in unervisty studing science."
Accredited school? |
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