Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"Hello there,I am a German and french mix. Very attacktive to some." That would be the German. To others...the French comes out and she starts waving a white flag??? |
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"I am 32 years old and I am a flight attendant since 9 years."
Is that legal? |
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"I have many sides."
Are you a dodecahedron? |
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"Single, educated, social, artistic, and some say a damn very responsible bad girl, but I wouldn't bet all my money on them."
Might want to use it to hire an editor. |
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"curiousity killed the cat - let's try and find out."
Try and find out WHAT? Or maybe that's what KILLED him....? |
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"like drag racing and horse riding."
How do you feel about horse dragging? |
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"i adont like people that goes true life with a big boo face!!!!"
So a ghost is out, then. |
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"I'm short but lkie to have fun."
Completely contrary to one's normal expectations. |
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"hi i want man."
Hulk is man! Hulk approve of direct approach. |
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"Too early in the morning to fill all of this crap out."
When would be a good time for you? |
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"will look around here before i put a description into this field."
Good plan, someone might be hiding behind the couch. |
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"I want trip over world."
That's really hard to do unless you're unbelievably clumsy. |
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"I am alone, so I am looking for my other side."
Is there a mirror in your house? I can tell you how to do this. |
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"I've kissed some frogs and none of them turned into a prince."
False advertising. A good contingency attorney can get you millions of dollars, but you'll have to give him one-third plus expenses. |
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"I don't really wanna say anything here. I'm too lazy for doing it right now."
Honesty! Wow! Was that really so difficult? |
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"I need about 4 sentences to describe myself. I need about 4 sentences to describe myself.I need about 4 sentences to describe myself.I need about 4 sentences to describe myself."
That's 4 sentences, and you haven't described a damn thing. Congratulations. |
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"I am an animal lover have a little pomeranium..."
You know, they use that stuff to make nuclear warheads. |
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"iwant to be succesfull, i want to live, love ...and gdhgjkhdlsag.jklhadkljfhkja.alkjhdfklj.lkajhsdklfj.asdgadgfgfghahn dhgfdhsgf hjgsadhgf sdgfhkgsadf."
It happens every time Neil Young plays that one note.... |
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"i like dogs (pitballs)."
You mean "spitballs." And those aren't dogs, as far as I know. |
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"I want trip over world." That's really hard to do unless you're unbelievably clumsy. And large |
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