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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5
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Sun 07/12/09 07:41 PM

"Hello there,I am a German and french mix. Very attacktive to some."


That would be the German.




To others...the French comes out and she starts waving a white flag???

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Tue 07/14/09 04:45 PM
"I am 32 years old and I am a flight attendant since 9 years."

Is that legal?


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Tue 07/14/09 04:47 PM
"I have many sides."

Are you a dodecahedron?


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Tue 07/14/09 04:48 PM
"Single, educated, social, artistic, and some say a damn very responsible bad girl, but I wouldn't bet all my money on them."

Might want to use it to hire an editor.


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Tue 07/14/09 04:52 PM
"curiousity killed the cat - let's try and find out."

Try and find out WHAT?

Or maybe that's what KILLED him....?


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Tue 07/14/09 04:53 PM
"like drag racing and horse riding."

How do you feel about horse dragging?


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Tue 07/14/09 04:56 PM
"i adont like people that goes true life with a big boo face!!!!"

So a ghost is out, then.


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Tue 07/14/09 04:58 PM
"I'm short but lkie to have fun."

Completely contrary to one's normal expectations.


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Tue 07/14/09 05:00 PM
"hi i want man."

Hulk is man! Hulk approve of direct approach.


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Tue 07/14/09 05:02 PM
"Too early in the morning to fill all of this crap out."

When would be a good time for you?


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Tue 07/14/09 05:05 PM
"will look around here before i put a description into this field."

Good plan, someone might be hiding behind the couch.


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Tue 07/14/09 05:07 PM
"I want trip over world."

That's really hard to do unless you're unbelievably clumsy.


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Tue 07/14/09 05:11 PM
"I am alone, so I am looking for my other side."

Is there a mirror in your house? I can tell you how to do this.


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Tue 07/14/09 05:12 PM
"I've kissed some frogs and none of them turned into a prince."

False advertising. A good contingency attorney can get you millions of dollars, but you'll have to give him one-third plus expenses.

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Tue 07/14/09 05:13 PM
"I don't really wanna say anything here. I'm too lazy for doing it right now."

Honesty! Wow! Was that really so difficult?


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Tue 07/14/09 05:14 PM
"I need about 4 sentences to describe myself. I need about 4 sentences to describe myself.I need about 4 sentences to describe myself.I need about 4 sentences to describe myself."

That's 4 sentences, and you haven't described a damn thing. Congratulations.

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Tue 07/14/09 05:23 PM
"I am an animal lover have a little pomeranium..."

You know, they use that stuff to make nuclear warheads.

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Tue 07/14/09 05:34 PM
"iwant to be succesfull, i want to live, love ...and gdhgjkhdlsag.jklhadkljfhkja.alkjhdfklj.lkajhsdklfj.asdgadgfgfghahn dhgfdhsgf hjgsadhgf sdgfhkgsadf."

It happens every time Neil Young plays that one note....

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Tue 07/14/09 05:41 PM
"i like dogs (pitballs)."

You mean "spitballs." And those aren't dogs, as far as I know.




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Tue 07/14/09 05:41 PM

"I want trip over world."

That's really hard to do unless you're unbelievably clumsy.




And large

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