Nah, he's small and quiet.Hangs out in the corner of the room ya know.Kind of a loner.

"I work in a kindergarden, taking cab orders."

Kids got places to go.

"love the beach love to cook and love go dancing and honging out with friends or watching some hard core movie such as horo movies."

Those are about horoscopes, right?

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Sometimes the cliche gets worn and starts to skip. But this might be the phopping.... I don't know for sure.

Phop is the new fop.

"hi there...bla bla bla..I don't like to talk about my self."

Saying 'bla bla bla' is much better anyhow.

"hi... i dnt knw wht 2 say abt me"

I'd say you must be rich with vowels.

"Leave that person who will DIE for you, Ignore that person who will fight for you and Hate that person who will LOVE you till the END!"

What is it I'm looking for again?

"One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter "


I'm sure that having a stick in your eye is harder.

"I am the type which do not like to talk about myself, hence you might find what I write here below is silly. I prefer YOU recognize my strenghs and weaknesses by yourself."

That certainly didn't take long....

"i would love to be a fation model hopply i well be"

At least you've chosen a path that doesn't have a written exam.

"i like children. make me some. i would like that."

Would you like fries with that?

"i want to settle down in a trailer park in Oklahoma."

Shoot for the stars, darlin'....

"Go ahead...ask the right question, and u'll probably get the right answers."

OK -- "Why am I wasting my time reading your lame excuse for a profile?"

"i prefer to hear arabic french music."

Is there a lot of that out there?

"hi , i'm woman who interesting me."

That's really not an objective endorsement.

"I am on the city coulcil so i like local affairs."

Have you tried running for the school board?

"i like meeting people from everywhere, as long as you're not an idiot, a perv, or just a bogger."

I don't know what a bogger is, but I can't realistically imagine how you think you're going to avoid idiots and pervs on the internet. That would be like avoiding bees in a beehive.

"im a good and delicious person meaning of that i like to party."

Thanks, I thought "delicious" meant something else.

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Okay that was a funny one :-)