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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5
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Fri 07/10/09 11:36 AM
"I am comuicable."

You mean communicable? So is typhoid....


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Fri 07/10/09 11:46 AM
"people changes,life changes.but we have right to choose.dear,let me get it straight here.if a marridge without a baby,i dont think it cud last long except you find your soulmate."

On the next Oprah, tomorrow at 9:00.


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Fri 07/10/09 11:47 AM
"travelling, eating, watch movie.travelling, eating, watch movie, travelling, eating, watch movie."

Now that's the life.


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Fri 07/10/09 06:23 PM
"I like tall men, preferrable not too think but an athletic to skinny build."


Yeah, you really don't want them to think at all.

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Fri 07/10/09 06:27 PM
"The most important thing to me is being able to talk to someone, so I'm looking for someone to talk to."

Impeccable logic, anyway.


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Fri 07/10/09 06:37 PM
"i have sense of humour,never pretends, hate liars,independent,easy to be with,friendly, doesnt tolent nonse,patient and listens,hate guys who prentend to be what they are not,pls tell me the truth."


OK, your spelling is abominable.


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Fri 07/10/09 06:39 PM
"You must reject all of society, not just parts of it. You must have no friends and no ties in this world. Do some research on the Net on resisting social indoctrination to find out more."

Thanks, Mr. Kaczynski.


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Fri 07/10/09 06:43 PM
"I would like to make out with men.. I wat many
people to respond. My mom is yound and my dad is old.afadsaffffdddadf/kajfajf;kja'dfk'askdfak'ldfakdfkalkfa'ldskfaklf
kakf'lka'dfkasdfkmakdfakdf'askdfads"

Early symptoms of chromosome damage....


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Fri 07/10/09 06:52 PM
"Iam soon to be divorced next month for the 2nd time!"

Wow, twice in one month. You're sort of like the other end of Speed Dating.


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Fri 07/10/09 06:54 PM
"I think outside the box. I love pumpkin pie and frogs, not together of course."



Pffffft. If you were REALLY outside the box, it would've been frog pie and pumpkins.


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Fri 07/10/09 08:32 PM

"I think outside the box. I love pumpkin pie and frogs, not together of course."



Pffffft. If you were REALLY outside the box, it would've been frog pie and pumpkins.




Well..at least she was smart enough to specify....lmao

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Sat 07/11/09 11:11 AM
Edited by darkowl1 on Sat 07/11/09 11:20 AM

You know what they always say....

Once you go poo
nothing else will doo

sick

(I don't know who 'they' are)



yep! US, WE, THEM,................THOSE people.......and then there's......................THEY:cry: laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 07/11/09 11:18 AM
have you ever been introduced and a ...."THIS"....????

"THIS" is my friend.......hahhhhaaaaaaa!!!.............i'm a "THIS" now..........


what the h3ll do i do anout THAT?..............do i consult "THOSE" people?.................or "THESE" people?...............or just "US" .......or maybe..."WE"???...............people?..................or........OMG!!!..."THEM"????..........and the ever terribly terrifying..........."THEY"!!!!

think spock spock spock shocked shocked surprised surprised scared scared rofl rofl shades



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Sat 07/11/09 11:47 AM
i like clean beautiful somewhat sexual to me, to dine and wine their not a pretty place to be, than with a beatiful woman ,if she feel ike she is beatiful in side then she is

love I think I love this man....

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Sat 07/11/09 07:39 PM
Edited by EZ4Sheezy on Sat 07/11/09 07:39 PM
"I'm search of a good,honest person to keep to know"

Shouldn't you know them before deciding to keep 'em?

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Sat 07/11/09 07:49 PM

"I'm search of a good,honest person to keep to know"

Shouldn't you know them before deciding to keep 'em?


That reminds me of one of the really early OGP entries:

"I think this is a great way to meet someone. I hope it works."


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Sat 07/11/09 07:57 PM
"The first thing that most people notice about me is my bright white smile and full lips. And my long black hair and my big brown eyes."

So what you're saying is the first thing people notice is that you have a head?

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Sat 07/11/09 07:58 PM

"The first thing that most people notice about me is my bright white smile and full lips. And my long black hair and my big brown eyes."

So what you're saying is the first thing people notice is that you have a head?


This might work against her -- having NO head would be MUCH more noticeable.


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Sat 07/11/09 07:59 PM


"The first thing that most people notice about me is my bright white smile and full lips. And my long black hair and my big brown eyes."

So what you're saying is the first thing people notice is that you have a head?


This might work against her -- having NO head would be MUCH more noticeable.




rofl

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Sat 07/11/09 08:59 PM
"I am greatness! I am, but not conceited enough to be serious about proclaiming it!!"

So you're just humble enough to not be serious, but proclaim it twice? Huh? I don't get it.

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