I'm intense with a high IQ. I said all that to say I transcend above it and look down on it. It's so much more enjoyable that way.

Never agree to go to the inlaws for the holidays. Never agree to speak to her on the phone, since the lousy ***** dissed you from day one. Disappear when she shows up at "your" house for an extended stay. Hotels are always a nice reprieve and you can watch porno while the wife's away. Refuse to give into drama perpetrated by the old hag. Live life on your own terms and recognize it for what it is. Mama wants to control and manipulate her daughter till the day she dies. Then you share in the inheritance. Make yourself scarce then rake in the big bucks. Tell it like it is, thus this post.

Yeah I read people like I read a book. If the book doesn't have any substance then I'm done before the first hundred pages(days) are up!

Yeah, I hear you, I've got enough to cover my other head also. I prefer to shave proper like in the netherworld however.

Hair weaves(horse hair) must do wonders for you bra.

I'm a reformed bad boy. Still doesn't always make me a nice guy. It's all about balance. Sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do. Others can call it what they want. The label only matters if you wear it. Don't let others put a jacket on you, unless it's cold outside of course!

Jersey Mike's subs and deli items are to die for.

Made love under a boardwalk with the surf coming in during the pitch of night!

It's extremely idyllic but beware the Menehune! lol.

It's literally at the end of the road on the island of Kauai in the Hawaiin isles. From there to the Waimea Canyon the only accessibility is via a very treacherous trail called the Kalalau trail. The Hawaiins claim that spirits of the deceased mysterious Menehunes mess with hiker's heads on this path. Anyways, Ke'e Beach is the last accessible location on Kauai via an actual road. Yes it's a very beautiful and popular spot but if you walk down a mile or so from the mountains you can have the perfect beach wedding all for yourself and your small chosen entourage.

It's like this ace. The new person smell wears off just like the new smell of a book that's so wonderful at first fades.

Cause there's no connection or attraction.

My first marriage was too large and boring in a formal church setting. Next go round it's off to marry at Ke'e beach on Kauai. I love that place!

I'm blue mixed with earth tones.

Because I divorced the witch that pretended to be a psychologist! lol

Some convos are privy and fall into the realm of confidential material. If you dry snitch the gossip you were told to someone else, then you may indirectly give up the person that laid the juicy lowdown at your doorstep.

Saint Germain and the one person in my life that had my back through thick or thin.

There's a difference between a woman being "fat" or having all the right delicious curves in all the right places. I'm a boobs and ass man. I surely find real ladies with real curves a total turn on. Some women are blessed with a hot, womanly figure and some aren't. It's in the genetics or their thick ass in their "jeans". lol

Add it up. Mix friendship up by crossing the line into relationship territory. Throw another man she's with off in the mix. That's a volatile cocktail that exploded in your face. Next rodeo try to find a single woman, one that's stable to boot, then realize the difference between friendship and a relationship. Once you cross into the no man's land of relationship then there's generally no turning back. Sometimes it's best to keep a female a friend unless you are looking for a world of hurt. Then again she could become your wife and ball and chain. Do you deserve that?! lol

Gypsy, shine on you crazy diamond!