There was a fellow named Larry,who was an avid hunter and a marksman. Larry and his buddies were in the bar whooping it up,making over Larry being an expert hunter and marksman. Unbeknownst to them,a fellow was sitting in the bar that night listening to Larry and his buddies,and he finally spoke up and said well if he's such a great hunter,why don't he just prove it? Larry stooped drinking his beer and looked at the guy and said I can do that,but for every one I get right,you buy me a beer,deal? The guy agreed,so Larry swigged his beer down and the bartender put a blindfold on him,made sure he couldn't see and they took him to the first pelt. Larry examined it thoroughly,stood up and said,Bear killed by a .308 rifle and his friends all gasped he's right! So,Larry drank down his beer and the bartender put a blindfold on him and led him to the next pelt. Larry examined this one thoroughly as well,stood up and said,Elk killed by a 7mm mag rifle. And he was right again. Well,he kept being right all evening till closing time. Larry staggered home,got in bed. Next morning,he woke up,went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and he had a black eye. He thought,I know I was pretty drunk last night,but I don't think I was so drunk I'd get in a fight and get a black eye. So,he turned to the bathroom door and said honey I know I was real drunk last night,how'd I get this black eye? She gave him a stern look and said I gave it to you. You came home last night,got in bed,and you shoved your hand down my panties and started fooling around. I thought you were actually going to do something. But then,you sat up in bed and said Skunk killed by an axe.

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A skeleton goes into a bar and says to the bartender
" can you give me a beer please..........and a mop"

A woman comes home from work one day. She hears a buzzing coming from upstairs. Walking into her daughter's room, she finds her there with a vibrator. "What are you doing!?" Exclaims the mother. "Mum, I'm 35, I live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll get to a husband." A couple of days later, the father comes home and hears buzzing coming from the basement. Down there, he finds his daughter with the vibrator. "What are you doing!?." He exclaims. "Dad, I'm 35, I live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll get to a husband." A few days later, his wife comes home to find her husband sitting on the sofa with the vibrator on the cushion beside him, buzzing away. "What are you doing!?." She shrieks.
He replied "Watching football with my son in law."

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today but he didn’t show up.

That’s when I knew that we weren’t gonna work out.

A radio station in Cork,Ireland held a contest asking contestants to use a word not found in current dictionaries and to say the word in a sentence. First prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ "FM 96 here, what's your name?"
Caller "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an.'"
DJ "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use
that word in that would make sense?"
Caller "Goan fu*k yourself."
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until...
DJ "FM 96, what's your name?"
Caller "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee.'"
DJ "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller "Smee again! Goan fu*k yourself!"

Isn't he the most gorgeous man ever?

There I go again... staring at his picture and still wanting to call him mine and tell him how much I am proud, lucky, and blessed to be his girlfriend but I know I will never have that chance anymore, and again it hurts.

I know he can read my posts, he may think I am desperate but I really am anyway. I never hide what I am feeling before so why start now?

Again, in this quiet corner where I can say what is in my heart without having to hold back, this is where I am turning now.

Again with silent cries, trying to say my pain through my words, trying to spell them out as correctly as I could while my eyes are blinded by my tears.

In this quiet corner where it would only take all the things I am saying, all whispers and screams inside me... a deaf, mute, and blind witness to what I am going through.

I cannot even say his name without choking with tears... the loneliness is melting every strength left in me...

Quiet sobs, fill up this quiet corner. If they could talk, I am sure like others it would convince me to stop crying and move on...

Or maybe this quiet corner would just say to go on and let my heart speak.

I don't know where I am getting all these tears, they are never-ending and it seems that every emotion I am feeling right now feeds the stream of tears.

How can I let him go, how can I forget him when every time I try to convince myself, every fiber of my being just screams that it is not right?

It's hard to breathe, it is suffocating. I don't know why I tried to reach the heavens when I could only touch the skies. I don't know why it felt so right to love him with everything in me. I don't know why I felt differently with him the very first moment I met him. I don't know why I saw myself growing old with him.

I never wished, never wanted, never needed anyone the way I am feeling for him. I never prayed for anyone to stay in my life but him.

I would give up the world if only to be with him until the end of my life. I would turn my back on all the right reasons just to be with him because loving him feels so right.

I know I am loving far too much and that's okay, he deserved it. He made me so happy.

Once, not so long ago, he told me, "You have so much untapped love it's ridiculous" but guess what, all of them I gave to him and more, so much more, I could still love him so much more... but the heavens did not allow me because they decided to give him someone else instead

By the way I love

At night alone in my room
I wait out the night
it will be tomorrow soon

Tomorrow will come
then it will go
another night spent
with myself in my room

I have love to give,
this is true
so much love I have
I become unglued

I need a girl to love,
this is no lie
it's not a want or desire
but a need that's inspired

I need to love
it is plain to see
by the way I react
when cut down at the knee

Fear not of my love
it can not hurt you
But time poorly spent
will catch up to you

Time is short
life time is constantly spent
let us kindle the flames
that bring us contentment

From contentment will come
happiness for you and i
and bring back that glow
you once had when you smile

So lets drop our baggage
and kick it out the door
thinking of each other
forevermore

Dale Wetzler

Befriended You

Nothing
last forever
tick
tock
time
is of the essence

Tomorrow
was never promised

If you can
stretch
the many tomorrows
into minutes
called moments
you can embrace

You can
live forever
if you only
live

Because
love
doesn’t mean
everything
but rather
the feeling
that you have
everything

Don’t wait
until
time mourns you
live
now
as if time
has befriended you

*Poppashroom and ladywind this poem is for you. I know you'll never read this but know I miss you you

Life is cheap
Living is deep

I was born for free
yet its expensive to live

The fruits rivers air nature
They help to survive

Tax civilization technology man
They make it hard to strive.

The pain and agony
This crazy philosophy

Science medicine preserving life
Technology Artillery our suicidal knife

Life is CHEAP
Living is DEEP

You mean Benny Goodman?

Music lovers don't have a favorite song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SIh-DcWqlA


The title of the song is, "Fantasy" It was originally sung by Gerard Kenny but my favorite version is the one that was sung by Regine Velasquez...

Each time I play this song (her version) I always cry - reminds me of the greatest love I ever had but it wasn't meant to be...

There is no way to pick a best ever song.