A radio station in Cork,Ireland held a contest asking contestants to use a word not found in current dictionaries and to say the word in a sentence. First prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ "FM 96 here, what's your name?"
Caller "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an.'"
DJ "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use
that word in that would make sense?"
Caller "Goan fu*k yourself."
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until...
DJ "FM 96, what's your name?"
Caller "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee.'"
DJ "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller "Smee again! Goan fu*k yourself!"

A radio station in Cork,Ireland held a contest asking contestants to use a word not found in current dictionaries and to say the word in a sentence. First prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ "FM 96 here, what's your name?"
Caller "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an.'"
DJ "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use
that word in that would make sense?"
Caller "Goan fu*k yourself."
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until...
DJ "FM 96, what's your name?"
Caller "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee.'"
DJ "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller "Smee again! Goan fu*k yourself!"

And as I am reading this, smiling and laughing - I can almost hear an Irish accent which makes it even funnier.