There was a fellow named Larry,who was an avid hunter and a marksman. Larry and his buddies were in the bar whooping it up,making over Larry being an expert hunter and marksman. Unbeknownst to them,a fellow was sitting in the bar that night listening to Larry and his buddies,and he finally spoke up and said well if he's such a great hunter,why don't he just prove it? Larry stooped drinking his beer and looked at the guy and said I can do that,but for every one I get right,you buy me a beer,deal? The guy agreed,so Larry swigged his beer down and the bartender put a blindfold on him,made sure he couldn't see and they took him to the first pelt. Larry examined it thoroughly,stood up and said,Bear killed by a .308 rifle and his friends all gasped he's right! So,Larry drank down his beer and the bartender put a blindfold on him and led him to the next pelt. Larry examined this one thoroughly as well,stood up and said,Elk killed by a 7mm mag rifle. And he was right again. Well,he kept being right all evening till closing time. Larry staggered home,got in bed. Next morning,he woke up,went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and he had a black eye. He thought,I know I was pretty drunk last night,but I don't think I was so drunk I'd get in a fight and get a black eye. So,he turned to the bathroom door and said honey I know I was real drunk last night,how'd I get this black eye? She gave him a stern look and said I gave it to you. You came home last night,got in bed,and you shoved your hand down my panties and started fooling around. I thought you were actually going to do something. But then,you sat up in bed and said Skunk killed by an axe.