A woman comes home from work one day. She hears a buzzing coming from upstairs. Walking into her daughter's room, she finds her there with a vibrator. "What are you doing!?" Exclaims the mother. "Mum, I'm 35, I live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll get to a husband." A couple of days later, the father comes home and hears buzzing coming from the basement. Down there, he finds his daughter with the vibrator. "What are you doing!?." He exclaims. "Dad, I'm 35, I live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll get to a husband." A few days later, his wife comes home to find her husband sitting on the sofa with the vibrator on the cushion beside him, buzzing away. "What are you doing!?." She shrieks.
He replied "Watching football with my son in law."