Somehow....I don't see a problem with that.

"The race car was here before you so guess what, honey? And no, I won't give it up for golf or tennis either."

Other than that...no games. You want games? Toys-R-Us has a whole section filled with them. No drama, no "my Mom suggested...", no stalker ex's, no I'm not paying your rent/car note/tuition.......

Welcome to my world.

I'd be happy with a woman who had her own job, car, house/apartment, and bank account that's not overdrawn.

You and me both. I'm so happy with this thread I could just sh!t.

WTFFH?????

Uh.....ok.

What's a "Rockets"? Oh yeah...that basketball.....thing.

I wish baseball season would get here so I'd have another reason (besides drag racing) to play hooky from work.

Then you're doing it wrong!!!!

Sorry....other side of town. And I mean waaaaaaayyyy on the other side of town. I'm in Crosby. You shouldn't have any trouble finding someone in your area though. Especially as pretty as you are.

You're young....you'll adjust.

I'm being true to who I am. And Sanity has NOTHING to do with it!!!!!

Absolutely. Especially Shadows and Darkness.......

That's where I left that damn phone.

May I suggest www.southwest.com?????

From a certain point of view. Not mine of course but...........

Can't make it. Have a race that weekend in Norwalk, Ohio. Good idea though. Hope y'all have a great time.

Nothing happens by chance. There is no random. There is a reason things happen if you look deep enough.

Yup. I'd like to invite him out to the parking lot but I'm not nearly "loser" enough to be on his damn show.

I wonder why some men simply cannot do their own housework. Why is it that they seem to believe that the female in the house is the one to do this work? I don't get it.

When I was eight I asked my mother for a grilled cheese sandwich. She said, "Come here and I'll show you how." From that day forward I learned to cook for myself. At age 10 I told her I was running low on clean jeans. Guess what? Yup, after fifteen minutes of instruction....I learned to do my own laundry. Washing, drying, and putting away dishes was ingrained at age six. All this at the same time my father was teaching me the finer technical aspects of race engine building. To this day....I don't NEED a woman to take care of me. I don't have to eat off paper plates with plastic spoons or drink out of plastic disposable cups. And if anyone thinks I'm some kind of pansy because I can do all this for myself I'm also man enough to make them regret that decision for years to come.

I don't understand the typecasting involved with some people. There are dishes in the sink....so wash them. No big deal. It's laundry day...I'll start the first load. Simple.

And no keeping score, ladies. None of this..."I washed them two days ago so it's your turn." Or how about, "I did six loads of clothes so you HAVE to do six loads of dishes." Please.......

To the original poster.....damn, the guy only likes talking about NASCAR. He's brain damaged to begin with.

The Truth. Right there.

Currently plotting the murder and subsequent stashing of the bodies of several engineers in our department.

I hate engineers. And can someone find the thermostat that controls this side of the building and please move it off of the "Ice Age" setting???????