Gross.

Grilled chicken breast with butter & garlic sauce, three cheese mashed potatoes, and ranch style beans. I'm eating much better these days.

Well.....that would be me. But based on my family history you're gonna end up impaled on a twenty foot spike and propped up on the road leading to my castle.

Prince Vlad would be proud of me.

Not me. I'm a complete azzhole.

I figured as much. I'm guessing you were speaking with either a technician or a service writer. I've had customers tell me the same thing and it came from one of those two. I also heard that from a GM drivetrain engineer....who had been fired.

Typical break-in periods for optimum fuel mileage are just that....."typical". Heat cycles are how internal combustion engines "seat" their rings and seal valve to seat contact areas. I have personally seen people follow the manufacturer's guidelines for the "break-in period" and the car will suck on mileage. Others have done their own break in and the car responds great while getting superior mileage. Choice of engine oil weight and gasoline quality are also critical choices in getting an engine to "seal" properly.

Most modern engines can be properly broken in and sealed within 2000-3000 miles if done properly. We normally suggest that the customer take the car out on the highway for a day. Travel at different speeds for an hour or two at a time. Drive at 70 for an hour or two then stop and let the car completely cool. Get back in and drive at 60 for an hour or so. Stop and let it cool again. Repeat this for about eight hours. If possible, do so another day. Change the engine oil and filter then go about your daily life. This usually results in superior performance and fuel mileage. Puttering around town for 5000 miles leads to poor mileage and increased wear.

Actually, the best way is...."Do unto others. Then split."

Nope.

You're doing it wrong.

My favorite is "Fuktard".

"Good" and "Evil" are a point of view.

Oh just threaten me with a good time.

Throw in some vodka and you're all set, toots.

To "rate" me is the same as to "judge" me. And personally, judge me all you want. Just keep the damn verdict to yourself.

BAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAA

"God?" <looks around> "No God."

Damn....Krull. That brings back some old memories!!! Great flick. Best line of the whole movie:

"Love is fleeting. Power is eternal."

How true.

Vegas...all the way. Probably because I've got the hots for Marg Helgenberger.

Arthur. Dudley Moore was hysterical in that movie.

Arthur (Dudley Moore)

Gladiator

The Patriot

Godfather (all of them)

Excalibur

The Hunt for Red October

He's lucky that stuff is scripted or he'd need serious dental work after that right hand from Big Show last night.

Don't bother. Not worth the price of the matinee admission price. Best thing about the whole movie was the Coke and Reece's Pieces.