i'm tellin ya I live next door to them
Thanks polson

Welcome to JSH
Come have some laughs
Cooly

Did ya need some wood chopped cowboy
hmmm what was that number

had a few I could've added but I'll be nice
just today though

heck a combination I must say

i liked that smartass lawyers

Riddle Me This

If you have it, you want to share it.

If you share it, you don't have it.

What is it?

Laura, you go girl Death
I'll give that since both mean the same pretty much

Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Trust me they're mine too

Clancybee can only be 1 answer, and Maizy so close, but nope

just teasin ya Hon, I got that 1 too, love em both

2much4u hmmm i like a lot

yea laura i just love this one

you ladies are so great

you guys are a riot, thanks everyone
Cooly

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

You see a ''60 minutes'' news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.

Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

You wake up and your braces are locked together.

You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

Your paycheck bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your pet rock snaps at you.

Your wife says, ''Good morning, Bill'' and your name is George.

you said it Laura , thanks

thanks everyone
someone havin a bad day or what
Cooly

What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blowjob.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......

NO didn't have too, they knew enough to respect someone unlike some rude guests
Might have invited them for dinner, love roast