thats funny, thanks snuggle & rocker

thanks song

who, where, when & how lived at mine too

thanks song

hey it's wrote that time, tell ya how long I've had it
Thanks guys

thanks ya'll

sick but funny
thanks Song

thought i heard some shots too

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jam jar on his d*ck.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is comming.

Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...


A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her a*s, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.

thanks guys

thanks Song and Rocker

wonder how long she screamed

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my c*ck in your a*s.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: She believed him.

Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
A: It's called MAIDS - if they don't get one, they die.

Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.

one of them ouch things

just trying to help ya ladies
Cooly

just like Momma said
Cooly

thanks Maizy
Cooly