Thank you "Estef", your right

Told ya'll it was simple, but yet Genius
Cooly

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the prec*m start to run
So when the f*ck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.

The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."

What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?


A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis

Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?
A: Under 17 not admitted

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
A: She wanted to go on a round trip.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
A: No blondes

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?
A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

love these kind, makes ya think, thanks ya'll

thanks to all of you, it was touching. so i thought I'd share it
Cooly

You may have seen this but was sent to me and wanted to share it


I thought you felt the same way.
When we held each other I prayed you would stay.

I loved the way you looked at me.
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

I thought you loved me undesirably.
Didn't you know you were my everything.

You were all I thought about.
In my mind there was no doubt.

Now I see your not in love.
It wasn't something from above.

You're with her now and you're happy.
I'm the one who's mopey and sappy.

That's ok though because if I had to pick the one to suffer
I'm glad it was me. I love you more than ever.

My love for you will never go away.
But to tell you that I would never say.

It's so hard to let you go.
But it's now time to move on slow.

So this is my goodbye.
My darling, my love, my only one.

This is the last time I will cry.


Just wanted to share it with everybody
Cooly

dang been so busy, I'll post em later, puter playin joke on me

thanks kickin that was the other one, but "wake up" was right

Cooly

Sun 01/20/08 09:35 AM
Well Till I dig the others up

Riddle Me This

Your walking across a high bridge, a strong wind blows and your hat falls into the river below, how are you going to get your hat back??

Ya'll just like this one so much
Cooly

Welcome to JSH "Cass"
Come have some laughs in the joke room
Cooly

brain fried, yep i know the feeling, ppl sending em 2 me
it's all good

We Interupt This Story for a Important Announcement

Everybody has a been a great sport for playin my riddle game here. I Thank You All. But I must ask that you NOT post your riddles and joke stuff in my thread. I wiil not answer them. It's all in fun, but please post else where !!!! If a riddle isn't answered in a few days I'll post another. Thank you, Thank you very much, ya'll been are beautiful people.

Your Friend
Cooly

thanks ya'll, gotta love those rednecks
Cooly

thanks skelley

thanks everyboby

thanks Bro

glad ya liked coco