Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Hey the one about women i had an icon with that a long time ago =O

I've even told it to girls who haven't had boyfriends and i found very amazing

the one about men is hilarious..

heck a combination I must say

I guess I didnt stomp hard enough with my ex

Guess I've had enough stompin

So many comments ...so little time.

Forget about it