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Topic: What women would do if they had a penis for a day
thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Sat 01/19/08 02:48 PM
What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blowjob. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

2much4u Joined Wed 09/13/06 Posts: 1164	Sat 01/19/08 02:49 PM
11. Shove it up the ass it came from

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Sat 01/19/08 02:49 PM
Nice cooly

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Sat 01/19/08 02:50 PM
11. Shove it up the ass it came from

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 01/19/08 02:50 PM


Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Sat 01/19/08 02:51 PM
WOW....Run

2much4u Joined Wed 09/13/06 Posts: 1164	Sat 01/19/08 02:52 PM
lol, can't help but be offbeat about this one 11. BE a prick for a day

2much4u Joined Wed 09/13/06 Posts: 1164	Sat 01/19/08 02:53 PM
that would be 12. lol and 13. feed it to the monkeys!

swirlwomen Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 78	Sat 01/19/08 02:53 PM
i would Get a blowjob just see how it feels

2much4u Joined Wed 09/13/06 Posts: 1164	Sat 01/19/08 02:53 PM
you don't know?

swirlwomen Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 78	Sat 01/19/08 02:54 PM
that would be 12. lol and 13. feed it to the monkeys! what?

2much4u Joined Wed 09/13/06 Posts: 1164	Sat 01/19/08 02:55 PM
lol

chuck366 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4666	Sat 01/19/08 02:55 PM
11. Shove it up the ass it came from lol

swirlwomen Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 78	Sat 01/19/08 02:56 PM
i don't know!

deadpoet Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 197	Sat 01/19/08 03:00 PM
i like how it ended with number one. 2 was pretty ingenious also

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Sat 01/19/08 03:03 PM
thanks everyone someone havin a bad day or what Cooly

LauraJ Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 7442	Sat 01/19/08 03:10 PM
lol, can't help but be offbeat about this one 11. BE a prick for a day @ 2much

2much4u Joined Wed 09/13/06 Posts: 1164	Sat 01/19/08 03:10 PM
cooly, this is the way i am, and i can't help it, if you are referring to me, just it's like asking a guy what he would do if he had a vagina for a day? God forbid!

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Sat 01/19/08 03:30 PM
lol, can't help but be offbeat about this one 11. BE a prick for a day good one 2much

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Sat 01/19/08 03:38 PM
cooly, this is the way i am, and i can't help it, if you are referring to me, just it's like asking a guy what he would do if he had a vagina for a day? God forbid! just teasin ya Hon, I got that 1 too, love em both 2much4u hmmm i like a lot

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